BRIXTON CYCLES - "OH MUMMY MUMMY LOOK!"
---------------------- BRIXTON CYCLES - a workers too cooperative
------------------------- ANCHORAGE FOR A CLOWN'S BIKE
------------------------------BRAKES ARE BORING BORING
-------------------------------JUST CLOWNING AROUND
“OH MUMMY MUMMY LOOK!”"What is it sweetie there’s a lot of shopping to do at
the 99p shop".
"This isn’t
the 99p shop is it mummy?"
"No chance sweetie
this is the 99 pound shop – and that’s just for
handlebar tape".
"What’s that mean up there mummy, it says
"BRIXTON CYCLES – A WORKERS TOO COOPERATIVE"?
"Not sure darling ‘cos the prices don’t look very socialistic".
"And look at this bike mummy it must belong to a clown who likes to make jokes
“MY OTHER BIKE IS A BIKE” … oh mummy isn’t it funny".
"Yes sweetie ever so … the joke has a continuum yet to be added … something like
“it even has boring old brakes”.
“What’s
"brakes” Mummy?”
"Oh
brakes are what boring fart-arse un-cool bike riders use to slow down and or stop if some difficulty or danger or hazard arises as they are cycling along.
Children like you suddenly crossing the road for example."
"Why doesn’t this clowning around comical bike have any brakes mummy?"
"I’m not sure darling. There are some folk today who have suddenly discovered that the world isn’t flat long long after
GALILEO did, and they call it
“riding fixed wheel” – though old cycling dinosaurs were doing the same many many years ago. Anyway these modern
“fixed-wheel with no brakes” trendies truly think they’re “the business” so they ride around and think that they don’t need brakes.
BRIXTON CYCLES is one of their bolt holes".
"Is
BRIXTON CYCLES trendy then mummy?"
"Oh very darling – compared to old long departed
A S GILLOTT of ATLANTIC ROAD or
HERNE HILL’s old VIC LYONS this
WORKERS TOO COOPERATIVE is
"truly ultra" darling. Even old
FRED DEAN couldn’t have dared to match this".
"Brakes are boring tho’ mummy they’re little more than just screw-ons that truly put the kybosh on jolly oh so jolly biking fun".
"You could be right darling the
OBSERVER had a feature
last year about the
“no brakes biking” trendies and it was actually written by its
"style correspondent”."Mummy do these oh so clever clever
“no brakes oh look at us” bikers ride in that big
French Tour mummy?"
"Some do darling tho’ most of the
French Tour riders are extremely boring old fart brake riders while the
Tour “no brakers” are
“the Tour” true brave hearts. Mind you
“the Tour” riders get so drugged-up in these times that having no brakes as well is neither here nor there … they’ve mounted the wrong bike without realising".
“A WORKERS TOO COOPERATIVE” hmmm …. I like that mummy ….".
GANGSTER RONNIE KNIGHT ON PUBLIC TOILETS AND CELEBRITY.
In his
"MEMOIRS AND CONFESSIONS" Ronnie very clearly greatly regretted that his ex
EAST ENDERS missus
BARBARA WINDSOR was so hooked on always wanting to be on show and in the limelight. He could never get her to take a break and mobile phones had not been invented.
STW isn't exactly surprised. Anyway at
page 108 he expresses it thus:
"I used to wonder what drove her always want to be on show. She would do all and everything that was offered. I'm not joking when I say she would have cut the ribbon on the opening of a public toilet if she could have been guaranteed a small audience".
Ah well maybe one day Joanna Lumley (hint hint) will open a dedicated Gurkha public toilet in central Stockwell - it sure won't be any time soon. It'd likely attract an audience.
IAN TOMLINSON - NAME THE G20 "DEATH ATTACK" COP NOW!
Three national newspapers,
The Guardian,
Daily Telegraph and
The Times have painfully revealing police career background reports today
(Mon 6 July) on the riot cop (he sure knew how to riot!) suspended in relation to the death of
IAN TOMLINSON.Anyone who has seen the video showing the repeated attacks by this officer should know that he should not be in the police force, plainly he is a downright thug and is the kind of miscreant whose collar they ought to be in the urgent business of feeling.
Weeks ago now
STW was contacting a
GREEN PARTY member
SHANE COLLINS of
LAMBETH's co-called
LAMBETH COMMUNITY POLICE CONSULTATIVE GROUP making the point which todays newspaper reports have so clearly indicated namely that this "cop" (so-called) may have bad form already and so there is a very urgent need for his name to be out in the open. It still isn't in the open which is amazing.
See here for
STW and the
LAMBETH CPCG. The Group is currently
ignoring emails about even more recent missing website minutes.
It is amazing that not one journo has burrowed around to get the
TOMLINSON cop attackers' name into the public domain - it is incredibly important that the name of this police thug is made public. Instead of oceans of utter media bilge and crap about
JACKO and/or
JADE etcetera there are much more urgent and neccessary matters.
An historical point
STW made to the
LAMBETH POLICE COMMUNITY CONSULATATIVE GROUP member (remember this riot cop thug was deployed from
STOCKWELL LAMBETH) was that back in the mid 'Sixties it was incredibly important that when the name of
London West End thug cop and fit-up merchant Det Sgt Harold Challenor (see here) (and here) (and here) became public
many of his fitted-up and thugged-up victims came forward to recount their experiences at his hands while his colleagues in blue had just stood by and done nothing - indeed had applauded his thief taking propensities well aware that he had been policing well below the belt.
So let's have the name of this G20 thug cop out in the open as soon as possible - todays reports already show only too graphically why that ought to be a priority. It is absolutely amazing that it has been kept under wraps.
Has everybody already forgotten how valuable it was that a conscientious IPCC worker leaked crucial information about the ongoing police cover-up in the police killing of Jean Charles de Menezes.
STOCKWELL GASWATCH - WOT A FEMININE GAS! I THINK NOT.
NOD NOD WINK WINK "BETTER TRY SOMEWHERE ELSE" LAMBETH POLICE ADVICE!
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SO YOU BETTER SWAN STOCKWELL OFF. PLENTY OF OTHER AREAS WHERE THERE ARE NO "WE ARE ACTIVELY PATROLLING" SIGNS NOD NOD WINK WINK.
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"YES YES CLEVER CLOGS SO YOU THOUGHT ALL AREAS WERE ACTIVELY PATROLLED - DON'T GIVE NO LIP OR YOU'LL BE "NEIGHBOURHOOD POLICING NICKED" BEFORE YOU CAN SAY "TSG NO I.D. G20". DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR? NOW MOVE ALONG".
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"SORRY MR DIXON".
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NINE ELMS MARKET - "FREE NOSH - DON'T LOSE OUT!"
Give
Sainsbury's a miss. Free Nosh! Don't forget your receipt! Don't be shy! Get down there next Sunday morning.
"NINE ELMS DON'T LOSE OUT!" They do lovely
Hazel Baps. Mandy Burgers and Chips (£25). And it's all on the Parliament house!!
SOCIAL SERVICES HUNT FOR MISSING STOCKWELL LABOUR PARTY BLOGGER
Tipped off that a
STOCKWELL LABOUR PARTY BLOGGER has disappeared and has still left no word on his
BLOG that he is safe and well and that he has gone into hiding
"of his own choice" LAMBETH SOCIAL SERVICES have been alerted to his disappearence.
---------------Alarmingly
"comments" and queries raised on his
<STANDUPFORSTOCKWELL> blog relating to massive (tho' underpublicised)
COUNCIL funding for the local PORTUGUESE COMMUNITY have gone unanswered. The worry is that
BLOGGER BIGHAM has somehow been overcome and may be lying foresaken in the
STOCKWELL scrublands. Altho foul play is
not suspected in the absence of any proper
local public toilet facility he could have climbed up on a local rooftop to relieve himself and fell into a crevice. Should any local resident sense a whiff of something seemingly
"not quite right" (there would be a almighty stench) they are advised to notify
SOCIAL SERVICES asap. Let the forlorn cry go out -
BLOGGER BIGHAM WHERE ARE YOU? ----------A similar fate seems also to have fallen boastfully
"well brought up, well educated wine loving" Larkhall Councillor Peter Robbins - he too has gone to ground, his
<sad eyed blog> also lies neglected and thus it is that posted
"comments" are left neglected in limbo pending his return. The
Lambeth Community Police Consultative Group "Minutes" after
eight months neglect have now been brought up to date but alas they also offer no information as to
Councillor Robbins whereabouts - which is a great shame because he is a staunch supporter of their
LCPCG meanderings. Boy the
LCPCG can truly
"meander".------------There is a vague possiblity that during a training exercise for no good reason he has been dragged kicking and screaming into the (in the news)
LARKHALL LANE POLICE TERRITORIAL SUPPORT GROUP base by a
TSG hero who is as yet unidentifiable - we await further developments on this one which still has to be referred to the
Independent Police Complaints Commission. ------------
One could endeavour to contact local
Labour Councillors AKHTAR, BOWYER or
WALKER but they too have been missing for yonks.
-----------Of course there must be the possibility that both
Bigham and
Robbins are still doing the
London Marathon and will be back with us by
mid May.
---------------------- BRIXTON CYCLES - a workers too cooperative
------------------------- ANCHORAGE FOR A CLOWN'S BIKE
------------------------------BRAKES ARE BORING BORING
-------------------------------JUST CLOWNING AROUND
