BERNARD MATTHEWS TURKEY FARMER DEAD - GREAT NEWS AND SMACK BANG AT THE RIGHT TIME!
It's just hit the news media and wowee what a nice one in the lead up to Christmas - if only those Turkeys had the nouse to suss his exit. Might not save their lives but would provide them with a degree of satisfaction. Certainly it has pleased me. Okay next Turkey farmer lets be having yer on the mortuary slab.
A HEARTENING ANTI CUTS STUDENT SPAT IT OUT. "WHAT ABOUT THE "REAL VIOLENCE" OF OUR RULERS? IN IRAK?"
THE GUARDIAN currently carries filmed footage of
student anti cuts demonstrators in Whitehall this afternoon >
see here .
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Its a 4mins long clip. Much of it in the vicinity of an abandoned police transit van that was being vandalised by the protesters - there were of course some some student dissenters from this course of action.
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The young student to the right above said the he'd prefer "a non violent protest" but then he acutely spat out very very hearteningly:
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"this Whitehall action in terms of violence
is absolutely nothing compared to
the fucking violence that our rulers
have unleashed on IRAK".
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His comments can be found at 2mins 22 seconds into the clip.
They were truly heartening. This student deserves full marks.
RESONANCE "FM" starring (sort of) IAN BONE n MARTIN WRIGHT.
Back in
the Eighties some of us were united to abolish then newly established
PRISON SYSTEM "CONTROL UNITS" and we won but there was a fly in the ointment -
MARTIN WRIGHT of the HOWARD LEAGUE for PENAL REFORM. So MARTIN WRIGHT and
the LEAGUE got the heave ho ... out you go and out they went. Pronto, no messin'.
Today alongside
IAN BONE we had a different
MARTIN WRIGHT mouthing off on
RESONANCE FM - the
FM stood for
"fuck me". Shame there's no link for
listen again or I would maltreat any reader to a listen in.
Ian wasn't joined today by mucker
CHRIS KNIGHT who at the
IAN TOMLINSON picket <
HERE > on 22 July outside
Scotland Yard (even without his top hat) minced around in vague circles on the
Yardside pavement repeatedly muttering (
re the IAN TOMLINSON POLICE MURDER) ...
"this is upside down policing.... this is upside down policing ... ". How inappropriately banal and imbecilic can you get?
Anyway amongst the
RESONANCE gems today we had (just for example) this on the
ENGLISH DEFENCE LEAGUE ..."er they aint no good they aint even TRADE UNIONISTS"...and a little earlier we'd had this similar curt one liner on
TRADE UNIONS ..."er they aint no good they don't ever do nuffink". So now you know ... RESONANCE - yes
F very
M ....
FUCK ME!
CONTRACEPTUAL ART - OMG IT'S THE POPE!
Sure took him long enough to show up. Piece of this bloggers
August 2002 contraceptual artwork - "CONTRACEPTION CAMP" and just look who should now have suddenly deigned to join the throng - double click on his image to
ENLARGE his papal participation - well at least visually. Cor blimey
Italy's farmacia external walls are awash with serve yourself
condom machines to save purchasers having to face counter staff. And you dont even have to be an HIV male prostitute. Hey ho its an unfunny old rolled up world.
TOM PAINE AGAIN - RADIO FOUR MORALISTS AMAZED!
Altho' poor old
PAINE is long dead he's not forgotten.
As celebrated <
recently > on
this blog his fantastic work
"THE RIGHTS OF MAN" raised its head as the alternative choice by
MICHAEL MANSFIELD Q.C. to being lumbered with
THE BIBLE on
DESERT ISLAND DISCS. "Ooooaarrr" went shocked
Kirsty Young "okay but blimey we'll probably get letters of complaint". There's been no
KIRSTY YOUNG obit so she must have survived.
------------Above is the front cover illustration used by
this blogger for a
Thomas Paine poem
"SUPERGRASS" penned in
Las Palmas back in
March 2000. The poetic idea was that
PAINE had grassed up
"old corruption" good and proper back in the
18th century and
supergrassing is supposed to be
all the rage with
the State and establishment - with cops especially and the judicial system. Instead to getting behind
PAINE in those far off days they did the opposite and presecuted the hell out of him -
indeed they organised violent anti-Paine demo's to try and discourage his supporters big time.
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Anyway
the spirit of PAINE again raised its head again tonight on
Radio Four's MORAL MAZE when the topic for moralising about was protest - in the light of last week's
student ANTI FEES demo when the Tory London Millbank H Q got a pasting of sorts - of course nothing like the pasting that
Baghdad and IRAK got having been on the receiving end of
BLAIR, BUSH and BERLUSCONI'S criminal illegal war. Not that any of the panel of the MORAL MAZE anti demo moralists tonight drew any such analogy. -----
The programme panel of course included
the 1970's 80's Guardian hack who is now a leading DAILY MAIL hack - Melanie Phillips - she was somewhat knocked sideways when an invited witness
BRENDAN O'NEILL said the
right to demonstrate should be seen as part of the legacy so to speak of "REVOLUTIONARY DEMOCRAT" TOM PAINE.
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Another non pro demo moraliser was the
Evening Standard journo' ANNE McELVOY -she who recently wrote (10 Nov) a page of cods supporting
GEORGE BUSH re WATERBOARDING (""Damn right"- Dubya reveals the hypocrit in us all").
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Anyway it was again very very nice to hear the legacy of Tom Paine invoked by BRENDAN O'NEILL to support the right to fight back, challenging run of the mill convention, in the face of blatant abuses.
QUIET PLEASE "ON PAVEMENT SLEEPOVER" FOR LAMBETH COUNCIL's STOCKWELL WARD STREET CARE STAFF.
WELL THEY CAN'T CLAIM THE GARDENS AREN'T SIGNPOSTED.
THIS IS THE LANDSDOWNE GARDENS PAVEMENT SPOT WHERE THE WEEK PLUS LONG SLEEP-OVER HAS BEEN QUIETLY TAKING PLACE.
WOMEN WITH PRAMS AND YOUNG CHILDREN PLEASE KEEP YOUR
VOICES DOWN STREET CARE STAFF ARE TRULY KNACKERED AFTER
YEARS AND YEARS OF ENDLESS MIND BOGGLING SEARCHING
FOR
CENTRAL STOCKWELL'S NON-EXISTANT PUBLIC TOILETS.
STUDENT "ANTI CUTS HOKEY COKEY" AT LONDON TORIES HQ.
"You put yer right leg in n shake it all about
oh oh the hokey cokey
knees bend
arms stretched
rah rah rah".
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E N J O Y !
click on the above REDS for the music!!
AMANDA KNOX - WHAT SHE SHOULD HAVE DONE. SIMPLE.
She could've been free long ago no problems.
""SOMEONE"" double quotes!! would've rung the fuzz
no matter what time of day or night
and nod nod wink wink not even any need for
our Tessa's old man to stick his oar in either.
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She should've had it off with our very own
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....er this blogspot is part of a very well
organised MAFIA PLOT to undermine
the ever wonderful SILVIO.
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And the next TOILET WATCH mafia plot will be
to rid BELLA ITALIA of on-street prostitution.
Oh and to also make it illegal for Spaghetti Bolognese
to be eaten differently in Italy from in Margate
namely without using ONLY a knife and fork.
If you use a SPOON amigo and no matter even if
you're noshing in WEATHERSPOON's ... you're nicked.
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NEWSFLASH !!!
20 Italians arrested in Margate for eating
spaghetti with a SPOON and FORK.
All pasta houses in the Uk must
destroy all their spoons.
For a quiet life use only knives and forks.
TOE RAG TONY BLAIR ON A ROLL - GUESS WHICH ONE.
The company must have been really
"caught short". One world renowned rear end tyke in the money eh.
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The hand gesture represents his own knees bend
very "personal faeces estimation" -
he should know he's been letting it all "hang out" for long enough.
Mind you his IRAK WAR dollops were far far larger and he's no doubt
hoping that those shits will never hit the Hague War Crimes fan.
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'Spose Matrix Chambers Cherie
will be flogging knoblets on E Bay shortly.
"ROLL UP ROLL UP HUBBY'S SOILED TOILET ROLLS ON OFFER".
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For the complete BLAIR BOG ROLL information
"FANTASTIC GOATS" FEATURE IN TODAYS GUARDIAN.
Highly regarded altho' a quite different chancer GOAT - alas no longer with us.
You need to read the
Guardian verbals - they're
HERE - which accompanied the above goat photo's. Have seen many lovely goats on my now numerous Sicilian
"SICILY ABLAZE" mountain excursions. They must be hellishly strong to graze in almost verticle terrain. And here's
GOATS an inspired poem written by yours truly when they were getting a bad press back in December 2006... it ends:-
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------"if I was a Goat -
and I sure wish I was -
I'd fuck off out of it".
