TONIGHT'S LONDON EVENING STANDARD. AN ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT UNINTENDED "CHRISTMAS BONUS" EDITION.
It's a WEDNESDAY just one week before CHRISTMAS to the day -
and as usual WEDNESDAY pessimism and dislike abounds
as the EVENING STANDARD
hits the endless LONDON streetside distribution points.
Life has to go on regardless so you cop hold of a copy
and THERE MISSING FROM THE WEDNESDAY EDITION
is something truly wonderful
NOT TO HAVE TO CAST YOUR BRUTALISED EYE BALLS ON.
And the incredible BONUS being refered to is
represented by the above stated
ABSENT WEDNESDAY MONSTROSITY which is
the LONDON EVENING STANDARD PROPERTY SECTION
that often runs to many utterly bullshit pages.
The ultra rich bullshitting PROPERTY SLOBS
simply aren't being represented therein tonight.
WHAT A HEARTENING ABSOLUTELY UNEXPECTED
FANTASTIC EDITORIAL BONUS.
The age old expression
"ABSENCE MAKES THE HEART GROW FONDER"
certainly springs to mind.
And especially for those of us around this locality
being crudely assaulted by the
REAR END PROPERTY OUTFITS bent on the
DEVELOPMENT OF THE VAUXHALL CROSS
AND NINE ELMS LANE AREA.
Pull a CHRISTMAS CRACKER
close your eyes and make a wish
"Sod off good and proper
LONDON EVENING STANDARD
WEDNESDAY PROPERTY EDITIONS -
and NOT just for CHRISTMAS".
All this current media hoo ha ha about RONNIE BIGGS
and the GREAT TRAIN ROBERY -
what about the EVENING STANDARD WEEKLY WEDNESDAY
EDITIONS "GREAT PROPERTY ROBBERIES".