Thursday 26 December 2013

ALEX AND PORTUGUESE ROSA. STOCKWELL LABOUR PARTY CHRISTMAS ROMANCE.

ALL OUR HEARTS GO OUT TO THE HAPPY COUPLE.  BRAVE, OUTSTANDING, STILL DEEPLY IN LOVE AFTER BEING TURFED OUT OF THEIR STOCKWELL LABOUR PARTY HEADQUARTERS - SEE HERE - BUT NOTHING COULD STOP THEIR LOVE FOR ONE ANOTHER.  WITH ALL THAT ON THEIR PLATE (NOT TO MENTION MATTRESS!) HOW COULD THEY POSSIBLY EVER PROVIDE PUBLIC TOILETS OF ANY SHAPE OR FORM FOR THE CENTRAL STOCKWELL AREA - IMPOSSIBLE.  EVEN ULTRA USELESS EX LIB DEM STOCKWELL EX COUNCILLOR BOG-ROLL BOTTRALL WOULDN'T HAVE EXPECTED PROVISION.  AS YOU CAN SEE, AT THEIR WEDDING RECEPTION ON CHRISTMAS DAY, THEY DIDN'T GO OVER THE TOP WITH THE DRESSING-UP AND ALL THAT RAZAMTAZ IN THIS AGE OF AUSTERITY - AND WITH A 30 MILLION QUID NEW LAMBETH TOWN HALL ON THEIR AGENDA. 

 WHAT A SHAME THAT ROSA NEVER MADE IT FOR THE STOCKWELL STATION URINE FESTIVAL -   SEE HERE.  BARONESS IMOGEN WALKER MUST HAVE BEEN ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTED.  DON'T LETS TALK ABOUT NEIGHBOURHOOD ENHANCEMENT - PRETTY PRETTY MAPS FOR LOCALS AND NOT A SINGLE MENTION ABOUT PUBLIC TOILET PROVISION - OH LET'S NOT LOWER THE STATUS OF THIS STOCKWELL LABOUR PARTY ROMANCE THAT HAS DESCENDED TO EARTH AT THIS ULTRA HOLY TIME OF THE YEAR. NOT FOR OUR ROSA A HEAD COVERING WITH NO SWEET FEATURES SHOWING. ROSA IS A REAL LOCAL BEAUT - POOR JOANNA LUMLEY SHE MUST BE QUAKING IN HER NEW YULE-TIDE OXFAM CHARITY SHOP WELLINGTONS.      

posted by Ian Cameron aka KILROY WAS-A-HERO @ 10:28

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