Thursday, 14 April 2011



If you've got this far DOUBLE CLICK yes CLICK ONCE then when visibile CLICK again on the above image and you'll get the very FULLEST SP on the verbals shown. A mystery clearly abounds - ANYONE SEEN UNCLE TED? So a hale and hearty welcome to the world of the THOMAS PAINE THETFORD RADICAL REPUBLICAN < COMPACTORS >.

Egghead UNCLE TED VALLANCE (Roehampton Monarchical Republican University) was recently seen at London's South Place Ethical Society to present his very cerebral best on "THOMAS PAINE AND THE ENGLISH RADICAL TRADITION" to ethusiasts of the

< THOMAS PAINE SOCIETY >. He turned up alright, and after Ted's 45 mins an elderly bloke in the front row, asked what Uncle had been talking about just curtly muttered that he didn't know he was totally lost. To be vaguely fair to Uncle Ted he did say apologising at the outset that he'd decided to change the above subject which those present had turned-up dead chuffed to earwig on. Instead he announced that he'd decided to unveil "THOMAS PAINE AND MONARCHICAL REPUBLICANISM". You can now find his own web-page with an embedded recording of Uncle's offering < HERE >. Unfortunately Japanese culture enthusiasts out of view, but in very close proximity, were in pretty "noisey mode".

It's a modicum sinister that on the side of a THETFORD THOMAS PAINE RADICAL COMPACTOR a search is now on for UNCLE EGGHEAD TED VALLANCE. For the sake of MONARCHICAL EGGHEAD REPUBLICANISM everywhere one can only hope that he hasn't been "P45 mode" re-carded. I hope he turns up fit and well firing on all radical Painite guns to give us: "KATE, WILLIAM, TOM PAINE, BRIAN HAWE's PARLIAMENT SQUARE MONARCHICAL REPUBLICANISM". What a wicked shame that old REPUBLICAN the Rev. Father Fuck Paul Pawlowski is no longer about to officiate! Conway Hall the stories its ghosts could instead tell the better to keep front row oldies meaningfully entertained and enlightened.



At 16 April 2011 at 04:42 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi I went to where that TOM PAINE REPUBLICAN COMPACTOR is located on Friday and made a thorough inspection but no sign of blood or over-stressed brain tissue. Freddy Patel couldn't show he was fagged out after an exhausting week. There's a public toilet smack bang opposite so Uncle Ted could have been in-situ therein.


At 18 April 2011 at 11:32 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, the old COMPACTORS can be useful. One of - as you describe him "Egghead's" anecdotes during discussion was that if you search the Chartist era paper THE NORTHERN STAR on-line you can find 400 hits for Painites Drinking Toasts to Tom Paine. However he added that none of 'em had ever read a word of Paine's writings! Wonder how he knew that? Maybe some Regency era Dimbleby look-alike took a vote - "Hands up everyone who has never read a word of Tom Paine? There you are sorted!

At 21 April 2011 at 03:20 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you didn't reckon the occassion why did you bother to go to it?

At 21 April 2011 at 10:54 , Blogger Ian Cameron aka KILROY WAS-A-HERO said...

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At 21 April 2011 at 11:08 , Blogger Ian Cameron aka KILROY WAS-A-HERO said...

Well as a Member of the Thomas Paine Society to whom the lecture was given no prior warning of a very significant change to the agreed lecture topic had been announced, otherwise I should certainly not have gone along.

At 18 June 2012 at 00:40 , Anonymous chrissyboy said... Brixton prison,September 1971, I bumped into a 'Father Fuck' who was on remand for displaying an obscene placard at the Festival of light demo in Trafalgar square..
I was intrigued,therefore, to come across your reference to the reverend.....same person I'm sure.
Do you have any further info re.the rev? I have forgotten the name of his church although I recollect that it's central beliefs were psychedelics and shagging.
Any info gratefully received
chris walsh

At 29 June 2012 at 05:20 , Blogger Ian Cameron aka KILROY WAS-A-HERO said...

Hi delay in posting you comment have been off line for a few weeks. Will contact you further in due course. Your RFF Brixton meeting location comes as no surprise ... I think the RFF is still with us how much kickinghe is into these days I have no real idea.



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