IN THE HOUSE - GORDON BROWN BREAKS HIS SILENCE ON CENTRAL STOCKWELL PISS POOR LOOS.
Unable to make the up-coming STANDUPFORSTOCKWELL LABOUR PARTY FUNDRAISING DINNER PRIME MINISTER BROWN has nailed his breeches to the mast with a satirically brave realistic statement in "the House" describing Lambeth local Labour as a "piss poor wash out" for the continued lack of public toilet provision in the central STOCKWELL area. His statement was "commended to the House" and in a bid for the leadership mantle HARRIDAN HARRIET HARMAN even tho' dying for a pee gave him her whole hearted support.
Meanwhile Alex Bigham the STOCKWELL LABOUR PARTY "STANDUPFORSTOCKWELL" blogmaster awaits replies from three dozen or so letters he sent to central STOCKWELL business outlets > several weeks ago < requesting that they become participants in the COMMUNITY TOILET SCHEME - things are not looking good, only one reply (a rejection) has been received to date and Alex has been unable as yet to fit in follow up visits. Stockwell's 3 ward councillors it would appear do not actually participate in such activities. Equally surprising STOCKWELL LABOUR PARTY are as yet unaware whether LAMBETH COUNCIL had also ever written to local central Stockwell businesses about COMMUNITY TOILET SCHEME particpation since the decision in principle was taken well over a year ago now.
The pop-up "electronic pissoirs" which were supposed to come into operation months and months ago are still not operative. Little wonder that Gordon spat it out with such gusto and described Lambeth LABOUR as a "piss poor washout" so far as local STOCKWELL PUBLIC TOILET PROVISION is concerned.