A VERY MODERN STOCKWELL FAIRY TALE FOR GROWN UPS.
LADY COP “KRESSIDA” GOES SHOPPING AT HER LOCAL SAINSBURY’S.
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GETS INTO A SQUABBLE ABOUT QUEUE-JUMPING.
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GETS THE HUMP SO GETS ON THE BLOWER FOR BACK-UP.
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MALE BACK-UP NAMED “SEE TWELVE” ARRIVES.
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“HI BABE WOZZUP?”
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LADY COP POINTS TO COVE WHO SHE SAYS HAS BEEN MOUTHY.
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“SEE TWELVE” BOWLS OVER PRONTO PRONTO AND SMASHES THE TOTALLY UNSUSPECTING COVE IN THE FACE.
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COVE DIES AS A RESULT.
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AH HUH ITS ANOTHER CASE OF COP MIS-IDENTIFICATION.
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MORE COPS ARE CALLED.
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“KRESSIDA” AND “SEE TWELVE” WALK WAY FROM IT – NO PROBLEM.
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NO CHARGES.
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HAD THEY NOT BEEN COPS THE BETS ARE THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN.
posted by Ian Cameron aka KILROY WAS-A-HERO @ 04:05
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