Saturday, 21 February 2009
Not long now kids - top that fone up ready for an in-flight chin wag on RYAN-AIRosol. Basic cost of flight 2p (two pence). Including taxes, supplements, baggage and in-flight mobile fone use and queuing £290. You heard it here first. That'll be £20 - please send immediately. It'll be £23 if you pay me by credit card.
"Hello Hello - is that the Home Help? I've forgot to cancel the milk. And the Loo needs a make-over. Byeee".