DAILY TELEGRAPH UNCOVERS MASSIVE GOVERNMENT EXPENSES SCANDAL - £51 A WEEK PAID TO CLEANER!!
Folk in Pakistan, Irak and Afghanistan must be absolutely gutted about this altho' Central Stockwell's non-existant public toilets were not involved but apparently Gordon Brown's brother was involved! Who was the lucky cleaner? Was it a Tory-voting moonlighting Banker? Was it one of Max wots 'is name part time sado masochistic ladies of the flesh? Was it the other Max with team member Jade Goody? Was it George Galloway? Was it Dr David Kelly? Or maybe May Hobbs. Somewhat disgraced Lee Jasper? Did the cleaner pay taxes on the windfall? Wot an astonishing monies come rolling in scam! £52 week after week on and on for over 2 years. That kind of affluence must leave tell tale traces. This must be such a truly heart breaking period for Daily Telegraph journo's! Kilroy's Bog Roll heart goes out to them. On the other hand it must be another very good day to bury New Labour's Irak and Afghanistan war crimes. I just hope the money grabbing cleaner wasn't Hazel Blears - no impossible. Will the cleaner break cover - trying to sell the film rights already I suppose.
posted by Ian Cameron aka KILROY WAS-A-HERO @ 03:52
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