INSPIRED! 100 YEARS PLUS CAMBERWELL GREEN QUEEN. A COOLTAN ARTS ETTI SETTEE SCENE.
COOTAN ARTS PERMANENT “CAMBERWELL GREEN” POSITION.
The successful candidate will have been adjudged against the following criteria:
(1) Will be aged at least 100 and have lived in
Camberwell Green for at least 95 years.
(2) Will know the ins and outs of the Camberwell Green
neighborhood like the back of their own cranium
(3) Will adore beautiful sunny English summers should
one ever perchance arise.
(4) Will be expected to have at least as many 2012 remaining front teeth as the heartening early Nineties ex “VAMPIRES SUCKIN' PUS'” BRIXTON POET – STEVE MICALEF - here.
(5) Will be a fully
paid up member of HELLS BEIGELS BRICK LANE
(6) Will have a
body weight at least equal to that of CoolTan Arts Trustees "Chair" Mr Amos Philipps.
(7) Extremely
important – will be expected to SHUFFLE with unfathomable enthusiasm.
(8) The person
appointed could be either male or female but males are unlikely to be seriously
successful even though they may even be LGBTG enthusiasts.
AT PRESENT NO CLOSING DATE FOR APPLICATIONS HAS BEEN
SET.
posted by Ian Cameron aka KILROY WAS-A-HERO @ 23:55
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