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THANK GOODNESS ITS NOT ALL BORING PREGNANT BAD NEWS - TOM PAINE FOUND ALIVE AND WELL! FANTASTIC.

There you go its not all page after page of grot endless boring monarchical punctured condom news. Here he is alive and well, ultra REPUBLICAN THOMAS PAINE. What an absolutely fantastic surprise. Todays freebee London METRO news rag had the immediately above porno-like property speculation AD' smothering the whole of page 6 and then at page 45 in stark beautiful contrast the heartening surprise news that TOM PAINE is alive and well and being well rated on TV.  Shame I haven't got a TV but anyway its brilliant news. Welcome aboard TOM we sure have a dire shortage of trusty brilliant coves like yourself.

posted by Ian Cameron aka KILROY WAS-A-HERO @ 10:33