PRETTY PRETTY SAINSBURY’S SUPERSTORE NINE ELMS – PLANET EARTH "DELETED".
SPRINGTIME HAS ARRIVED.... AND WOWEEEE....
JUST CLOCK HOW BEDECKED THESE TREE'S ARE!!!
ANYWAY THEY'RE PROBABLY FOR THE CHOP CHOP
A BIT LATER THIS YEAR!
CARROTS OUT OF THE EARTH -
OH NO NOT AT SAINBURY'S SANITISED "SUPER STORE"
WHATEVER NEXT - HOW DEMEANING!
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TREES WITHOUT FOLLIAGE AND CARROTS UNTAINTED BY PLANET "EARTH".
HEART WARMING? ABSOLUTELY NOT!
AND FROM MID SUMMER THINGS ARE ALL SET TO GET WORSE.
AND EVEN WORSE OVER THE NEXT YEAR OR THREE.
JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE.
EARTH? GET RID OF IT … WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU GOING ON ABOUT!
OH MY GOD! POLICE! POLICE! SOMEBODY HAS MENTIONED EARTH!
OH AND THERE’S A CHEAPO CAULIFLOWER ….
“SECURITY… SECURITY ….QUICKLY”.
A "CHEAP CAULIFLOWER" WAS ESCORTED OFF THE PREMISES …
ALL IS WELL AGAIN. SAVED!!
“PARADISE ON EARTH” – OH NO NO!!
WHOEVER UTTERS SUCH DROSS?
“PARADISE ” ALONE WILL DO.
ABSOLUTELY.
"SAINSBURYS NINE ELMS PARADISE SUPER STORE"
POSTSCRIPT -
Some silly old bat wrote a book entitled "THE EARTH MOVED"
... was about EARTHWORMS and the ROOTS OF TREES!
Bhah humbug!!
posted by Ian Cameron aka KILROY WAS-A-HERO @ 09:29
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