"A TOILET FOR CHRISTMAS" - YO HO HO YOU COULDN'T MAKE IT UP!!CLICK on image to ENLARGE and read it! What a dollop of well intentioned unintended stand-up!!
Today's METRO contrasts the developed world (so-called) with the un-developed world so far as toilet provision is concerned. That leaves central STOCKWELL totally and utterlly in the doldrums.
CENTRAL STOCKWELL is one of those rush-hour teeming commuterland locations where our LABOUR politicians closed down the local public toilets 20 years ago and where they still show no real sign of re-constituting - witness yesterdays STOCKWELL TOILET WATCH blogspot news which makes that blindingly clear. More on the latter dollop in due course - todays METRO stand-up is too rare to pass over.
NOEL NOEL NOEL A TOILET FOR CHRISTMAS in the undeveloped world and no toilet for Christmas in central STOCKWELL. Don't laugh so much you'll crap your pants.