CEREBRAL "THOMAS PAINE SOCIETY" STICK-UP! PROF' ED' VALLANCE, GEORGE V HIGGINS AND THE MONARCHICAL REPUBLICAN FRIENDS OF EDDIE COYLE.ANY RESEMBLANCE TO "CEREBRAL ED' VALLANCE" IS PURELY MONARCHICAL.
Anyway looks like this COYLE style blag was covertly planned in ROEHAMPTON (!!) of all neighbourhoods! They sure can't pin this one on old GEORGE DAVIS. And anyway GD is wedded to a senior cops daughter these days. Not that he did not plan stick-ups while actually hob-nobbin' with cops in East End pubs back in the 'Seventies. But then again his 'Seventies buddy hoods are now mostly all "brown bread". Mind you "BIGish CHAD" (a toppish current TOM PAINE scene "hood') who did show is based in ESSEX, but he sure didn't let on as to whether he thought the ED' VAL' stick-up was a bit iffy.
'Course regarding this latest ED' COYLE style ED' VALLANCE BLAG blogspot an apology is due. That's because there is no full text available. ED' VALLANCE got quietly bumped off in the back of a motor after a football match shortly afterwards. That too was also an ultra slick op'.
The Funeral is being organised right now. It is greatly hoped that wearing Thatcherite armbands TONY HADLEY - HERE - will do a MONARCHICAL REPUBLICAN rendition of SPANDAU BALLET's "THROUGH THE MONARCHICAL REPUBLICAN BARRICADES".
Another ultra "solemn mortality" biggy will be a pretty secular vid' sequence. It will star "MONARCHICAL REPUBLICAN MAGGOTS" being used on PAINITES - HERE - to cure spots where cancerous resultant MONARCHICAL REPUBLICAN rot may well have already set in. According to press reports there was evidence found on Big Ed' Val that he was planning a 2nd raid. A scrunched up scrap of paper had scrawled upon it "ARTHUR THISTLEWOOD AND MONARCHICAL REPUBLICAN PICKLED CARROTS".
It is not confirmed yet whether "FEMALE EUNUCH" GERMAIN - HERE - will be able to show - she also went down like a bomb with a TOM PAINE SOCIETY "stick-up" a few years back.
Oh if only Tom Paine's rattling old bones could make the funeral they'd be be dead chuffed - of course absolutely no "monarchical" pun intended.