Thursday 26 April 2007

PRINCE HARRY - STOCKWELL DECISION


Because of the dangers posed by abandoned holes in the road at the Binfield Road Stockwell Tube Station intersection the MINISTRY OF DEFENCE is urgently reconsidering its decision to deploy Prince Harry to serve with STOCKWELL TOILET WATCH "bog roll blues and royals" alongside KILROY and several hundred elite SAS officers. It really was hoped that Harry’s Sandhurst Training would have stood him in very good stead to deal with anti infidel elements still believed to be bent on establishing fly by night PUBLIC TOILET facilities across south London, including STOCKWELL ( see earlier post “BOILED IN OIL WITH SCABS ALERT” – 26 Feb.). .

1 Comments:

At 23 May 2007 at 16:53 , Blogger martin dixon said...

that is an outrage - harry is a darling - we shall volumteer in his stead - the tabard terriers

 

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