BUS CHANGING SHOE LACE TIEING MOBILE FONE USING ALLEGED TERRORIST SHOT DEAD AT STOCKWELL TUBE BY UNDERCOVER COPS.
At this stage details are still very hazy. The dead man, who at Brixton High Street had noticed that WOOLWORTHS were already closed due to operation CREDIT CRUNCH re boarded the same bus and travelled on to STOCKWELL after making 2 mobile fone calls and after briefly looking about before stooping to tie one of his shoe laces. The dead man had been questioned in connection with a 1990’s murder investigation, had strenously denied any involvement and had voluntarily offered his DNA.
He is believed to have been shadowed this morning by a fake randy undercover police woman with a university background whose true identity has not yet been disclosed. At the time of writing the Met Commissioner is reportedly meeting with ex Mayor of London Ken Livingstone who is believed to be a very strong supporter of the police woman's career. A police press briefing was due to take place at noon but has now been put back until later in the day when fuller details will be disclosed about the dead man’s oddball criminal background.