NOD NOD WINK WINK "BETTER TRY SOMEWHERE ELSE" LAMBETH POLICE ADVICE!
OK! n HIYA! ALL YOU BURGLARISERS n CAR THIEVES - LOOK YE HEREABOUTS - THIS <"WE LOVE LARKHALL POLICE CONSTABLE PETER ROBBINS AREA"> IS BEING "ACTIVELY POLICED".
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SO YOU BETTER SWAN STOCKWELL OFF. PLENTY OF OTHER AREAS WHERE THERE ARE NO "WE ARE ACTIVELY PATROLLING" SIGNS NOD NOD WINK WINK.
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"YES YES CLEVER CLOGS SO YOU THOUGHT ALL AREAS WERE ACTIVELY PATROLLED - DON'T GIVE NO LIP OR YOU'LL BE "NEIGHBOURHOOD POLICING NICKED" BEFORE YOU CAN SAY "TSG NO I.D. G20". DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR? NOW MOVE ALONG".
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"SORRY MR DIXON".
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FOR MORE ADVICE MAYBE CONFER WITH THE <LAMBETH POLICE COMMUNITY CONSULTATIVE GROUP>.
posted by Ian Cameron aka KILROY WAS-A-HERO @ 08:07
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