Sunday, 16 June 2013
Well well well well-beloved local Lambeth Councillor Rachel Heywood
according to local gossip coming my way
intends to get well stuck in in support of
her local Lambeth 26 June CLAPHAM STREET PARTY!
Good on her - and old local co-Councillor Wellbelove likes
nothing more than laughing his sizeable VENN STREET CAKE HOLE off
and this'll sure provide him with yet another opportunity.
And the word in the VENN STREET gutters is that he's a hell of a sport
so good on 'im eh?
Course wouldn't do for her to go all made-up to the local
LAMBETH COMMUNITY POLICE CONSULTATIVE GROUP -
blimey the GOLD members would have a fit!
They're more used to quietly yawning "YOUR SHOUT!"
tho' almost nothing ever happens.