Stockwell Toilet Watch

According to STOCKWELL NEWS a local blog well connected with THE VAUXHALL SOCIETY (take your highwaymen partner for the next barn dance etc etc and all that) the youthful 8 year old VAUXHALL BUS STATION is now scheduled for demolition – see HERE – courtesy of LAMBETH COUNCIL.  So called LAMBETH COUNCIL is the crap outfit which cant even provide public conveniences for its inhabitants. Wot an outfit!! For a dollop of "blah blah blah" pro-COUNCIL codswallop click  HERE.

Anyway, the very latest info is that the “demolition threat” has now been removed.  OBAMA got wind of the demolition prospect and when he actually saw the bus station he intervened BIG TIME like he so often can’t manage to do in relation to other affairs. Anyway he has blocked the demolition. Why so?

He took one gander at the bus station roof and wham bam bang he wants it retained as a matter of “sky high priority”.  From this godsend he intends to mount DRONE ATTACKS.  That is when the new VAUXHALL NINE ELMS LANE AMERICAN EMBASSY is built. He’ll start with a biggy to knock-out on the EQUADORIAN EMBASSY and various other targets are being lined up. ASSANGE better sort himself out pronto pronto.

The USA has given assurances that the BUS STATION ROOF DRONE ATTACKS will NOT affect local bus services. His drones will be operated in "ultra covert mode" so barely any inconvenience will be caused.  They’ll be shown on massive screens at local SURREY CRICKET GROUND.  SURREY are to cough-up big monies for the privilege.