EXCLUSIVE. SAINSBURY'S NINE ELMS COPS SEXY TEA BREAKS.
LEFT CLICK ON THIS HERE "COP TEA BREAKS" REPORT TO ENLARGE AND READ ALL ABOUT IT. "SEXY COP TEA BREAKS" ARE THE NEW PLOD IN-THING.
Well as we all know very many cop stations are set for closure - for instance see HERE - and some are already shut and the new announced mode will be for there to be "POLICE CONTACT POINTS" in your local SAINSBURY's or some other local supermarket - and wowee SAINSBURY'S NINE ELMS - see HERE - is known to be one such programmed "cop contact point".
Not quite sure as of this moment in which part of the SUPER MARKET complex the SEX COPS TEA BREAKS will take place. From my knowledge of the women who actually work in the NINE ELMS "take a cuppa" facility they would hardly indulge SEXY COPPERS but we'll have to wait and see. S'pose local JOANNA LUMLEY - HERE - who shops there will have to keep her eyes well peeled.
'Course at the STRINGFELLOWs and SPEARMINT RHINO cop contact point establishments which we've blogged about before - HERE - we'll wait and see and for sure a spot of TEA BREAK COP SEX wouldn't be such a surprise therein.
Given what happened locally back in late July 2005 I'm not remotely inclined (despite her name) to fancy a CRESSIDA DICK TEA BREAK - see HERE. Mind you she could expect get her end away over in HOLLOWAY to where she and a few other trigger happy plod killers well deserve to be relocated.
Mind you it all fades into insignificance when you recal the UNDERCOVER COPS ON DUTY 24/7 x 365 etcetera revelations - fathering kids with women who didn't even know who these male specimens really were, and then they buggered off for good into the blue yonder and fanny's yer aunt so to speak. I supose when the UNDERCOVER COPS were pro-creating they were just having TEA BREAKS.