NO CHUKKA UMUNNA TOILET ROLLS ON THIS LADY'S MENU. AND SHE'S NOT EVEN CORRALED AS A NIGERIAN WITCH!
LEFT CLICK ONCE and then AGAIN to fully maximise the above IMAGE
and "READ ALL ABOUT IT!" TOILET ROLL NOSH UPS WITH
PEANUT BUTTER! Scrumptious plus eh??
Ah herewith todays SUNDAY MIRROR spread about LOUISA HOWARD. She will only nosh WHITE toilet rolls so CHUKKA UMUNNA is most unlikely to get a look in. And if she was actually NIGERIA BASED it'd be incredibly likely she;d be corralled into one of their many WITCH ENCAMPMENTS. She might even feature in the UK NIGERIAN WATCH freebee MONTHLY - CLICK HERE - at page 9 right alongside smoothy CHUKKA. Indeed she might well feature in one of that publications regular Monthly "Folk Tales by Moonlight" (page 40).
SATIRE AND COMMENTS ASIDE
SATIRE AND COMMENTS ASIDE (AND UNLIKE SIMON COWELL'S LOVE LIFE ETC) THE ABOVE SUNDAY MIRROR FEATURE IS VERY WORTHWHILE INTERESTING AND WELL WORTH A READ.