UTTERLY MORONIC DAILY TELEGRAPH BLOGGER TIM STANLEY IN LOO PIDDLE TRAUMA. PLEASE LOOK AWAY NOW!
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Let's all pray that this would-be piddler twit TIM STANLEY never gets caught short
at BRIXTON in ELECTRIC AVENUE and has to pee pee in the men's
fairly open plan urinal in nearby POPE'S ROAD.
Folk would be queuing all the way up Brixton Hill
just to take a sneaky peep at his greatest nation on earth dinkum.
His world is awash with women's loos while he can barely find an
accomodating spot to get "ULTRA PRIVATE" pee pee relief.
On busy Clapham High Street of a Friday through to Sunday nights
as we all know there are absolutely acres of on-street
WOMEN'S PUBLIC LOO'S
and ZERO MALE PROVISION.
And its the same
in the CENTRAL STOCKWELL AREA 24/7 x 365.
Poor moronic TIM STANLEY how on this earth will he ever survive.
His loo's blogspot is about the worst I've ever seen.