Wednesday, 16 May 2007

ALMO LEAK EXCLUSIVE - LAMBETH COUNCIL's SECRET "PRO" ALMO NETWORKS.

In an exclusive leak to "kilroy" a Council based "deep throat" has identified a whole tranch of pro-ALMO (Arms Length Management Organisaton) organisations which Council Leader Steve Reed is said to be secretly hoping to rely on in the months ahead to help push through his Blairite revisionist pro-privatisation Housing Services policies. For the faint hearted they certainly don't make for easy optimism.


According to Kilroy's informant Lambeth Council's most senior housing department official (Horatio Redman) recently attended a quietly taped ALMO political meeting held at Clapham along with Council Leader Reed so that he could offer his "technical advice" along the lines of "..er to be honest I believe that an ALMO is the only shit hot solution to Lambeth's housing needs". You can't get much more technical than that. Anyway without further ado the pro ALMO "naughty nine" are:-

ALMO -

Arms Length Management Organisation.

TOOGOL -

This One's Only Got One Leg.

FOMAFULO -

Far Out Man And Fuck U Lot.

YCMIU (Welsh cadre) –

You Couldn’t Make It Up!

BALSTOW -

Beyond Arms Length Stockwell Toilet Watch.

CUTTIGA –

Clam Up Toots Then It'll Go Away

COBITY -

Come Back In Twenty Years.

MAPAA –

Middlesboro Are Playing Away Again

WABADUFI –

We Are Bastards And Don’t You Forget It

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At 23 May 2007 at 17:03 , Blogger Martin said...

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At 23 May 2007 at 17:05 , Blogger Martin said...

LAHLAD
Let's all howl like a donkey

AWOLITS
AWOL in the sunshine

 

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