STOCKWELL GASWATCH - WOT A FEMININE GAS! I THINK NOT.
The moment had at last come so I added another anecdote: "You know those handbags very fashionable and trendy now with women with reinforcement patches, and heaps of buckles and double stitching?" I had in mind bags like the above and of course heaps of similarish others. He was listening . . . "When I was a kid" I continued "the gas man used to come from time to time to repair the gas stove and he alone memorably carried a reinforced heavy-duty bag like women are dropping like flies for nowadays - obviously the old gas bags weren't so gaudy and brassy". "Yeah your right!" he said "now you say it the gasman DID have a bag like you describe". We kinda smirked a laughing matter it isn't.
These current "women's gasbags" are not "far out" not way out not a "gas" they are banal. The Gasman re-cometh. "GET THE LOOK" eh? Save us!