Sunday, 19 July 2009

LONDON CYCING CAMPAIGN - AN ENQUIRY ABOUT A SERIOUS ILLEGAL CYCLING TENDANCY.

--------------LAMBETH COUNTRY SHOW - ADVICE FOR CYCLISTS.

-------------- LAMBETH COUNTRY SHOW - DANGERS TO CYCLISTS.

--------- BRIXTON WATER LANE NO BRAKES DANGEROUS CYCLIST?
This foto has been edited to omit the pedestrian accompanying Mr No Brakes.

--SOHO NO BRAKES "BACK WHEEL JOKER" CYCLIST - HO! HO! HOW UNFUNNY.

Went along to the weekend LAMBETH COUNTRY SHOW and saw some of the above activities attractions. Took the opportunity to enquire of one of the Tented cycling advisers what was being done to oppose the trendy no brakes fixed-wheel cycling tendancy? The enquiry clearly surprised and wrong footed the cycling adviser. The first response was "what is worng with cycling with no brakes?". Quite separately a young woman visitor close by who could not help overhearing the conversation quickly stepped in to mention that the "no brakes" phenomina was very noticeable and she mentioned that very recently a young male had been boasting to her that he rode with no brakes. Anyway the conversation with the L C S cycling adviser was very far from encouraging so far as opposing this dangerous cycling tendancy. It is clearly not a tendancy that the cycling campaigners are doing anything to publicise by way of overt opposiiton.
On the way home a "no brakes" cycle was still in-situ outside <BRIXTON CYCLES> (as it also had been five hours earier).

An enquiry has today been separately left with the LONDON CYCLING CAMPAIGN to find out if they are actively doing anything overtly to discourage the "no brakes" cycling trendies.

“Just thought to enquire as a 72 year old lifelong cyclist (well from the age of about 14) whether your campaign is doing anything overtly to combat the dangerous trend of cyclists riding fixed-wheel with no brakes - obviously I am not referring to track cycling not on roads etc., There is quite a trend and the practice is transparently dangerous and ought to be actively discouraged not simply ignored”.
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WOWEE! LOADSA SILLY SELF PORTRAIT "DICK HEADS"(!) SUDDENLY LEAVING COMMENTS - SEE BELOW! AH POOR THINGS!!! THEY'VE GOT "FIXED BRAINS" THAT HAVE NEVER QUITE BROKEN THEIR MINATURE MOULDS. AH ONE OF THE POOR DIV FIXIE'S WANTS HIS "MOMMY" - PROBABLY 'COS HE DOESN'T KNOW WHO HIS DAD WAS.
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FOR A 1950's BLOGSPOT PIC OF MY OWN GOOD SELF TIME TRIAL RIDING "FIXED WHEEL" IN THE KENTISH WHEELERS IN A BRIGHTON ROAD EVENT CLICK <HERE>. I AM STILL A CYCLIST.

37 Comments:

At 20 October 2009 at 22:11 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Most people I've seen riding brakeless had the leg power to stop confidently.
Not that I consider riding without brakes myself, but why are you getting so upset about it, as opposed to driving an ill maintained car without insurance?

 
At 21 October 2009 at 01:19 , Blogger anonymous said...

There is no such thing as a brakeless bike. They are fixed wheel which means the back wheel is a brake. Brakeless fixed wheel riders are usually some of the most skilled cyclists you will meet, it is not them who are being killed by left turning HGV's most months in London it is the untrained, unskilled, hi-vis wearing people on their hybrids.

Go back to looking for toilets and stop being such bigot about things you do not understand.

 
At 21 October 2009 at 01:31 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's old enough to know better.

 
At 21 October 2009 at 01:48 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Christ was on a bike, you can bet it would be a brakeless fixie skidder. Come judgement day, what would you say to Christ on a bike?

 
At 21 October 2009 at 01:56 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

What I feel is a far more dangerous tendancy (sic) is people who try to tell other people what to do and how to behave. This is London My Friend. If you want small town moral high-handedness, move to a small town. Or just go back to watching toilets... er ... Seems to me you are just envious of these hipsters and their sexy lifestyles. Perhaps you've been hanging around in toilets too long?

Love,
Skully

 
At 21 October 2009 at 02:02 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cottager!

 
At 21 October 2009 at 02:06 , Blogger eastendimages said...

These bikes are no brakeless, as they don't use freewheel.
Do your home work, dear boy.

 
At 21 October 2009 at 02:09 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

OUTA MY WAAAAAAAAAAAAY THIS MOTHER F*CKERS BRAKLESS!

 
At 21 October 2009 at 02:20 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

You didn't happen to get MrNoBrakes'(tm) number did you?

He looks hotter than the sun.

Big Red

 
At 21 October 2009 at 02:24 , Blogger teenslain said...

Sir, I iz Mr No Brakes... Get with it, dad... Brakless is da bomb, mofo! Ya get me? Kindest regards, Joe

 
At 21 October 2009 at 02:34 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's right, you know. Fuck Alice Fisher, Brixton Cycles, and all you brakeless fixxie skidder twats.

 
At 21 October 2009 at 02:56 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Interesting article, Ian.

I have personally had personal experience of these no brakes™ bikes, and you are absolutely right that it is extremely dangerous and without doubt super-cool.

Indeed, since taking delivery of my fixie and spoke cards, my sexual prowess has increased ten-fold.

If i wear my wolf shirt as well... needless to say, i get an unimaginable quantity of foofoo.

 
At 21 October 2009 at 04:52 , Blogger seb said...

i think mr no brakes needs to pull up his trousers, that's the most dangerous thing in that picture.

 
At 21 October 2009 at 05:00 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dont be silly seb.. he doent ride the bike its a soho chic accessory

 
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At 21 October 2009 at 07:20 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 21 October 2009 at 07:40 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

@06:24

that looks like my friend richie's hair.

 
At 21 October 2009 at 07:57 , Blogger teenslain said...

That does look like Richie's hair... Uncanny! :S

 
At 21 October 2009 at 08:06 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blog FAIL!!!!!

 
At 21 October 2009 at 08:14 , Anonymous Hippy said...

Dale is gay!

 
At 21 October 2009 at 10:46 , Blogger Dov said...

What's actually happened here is a classic NHS failing. Mr No Brakes contracted AIDS from a Brazilian rent boy back in 1983 and was wrongly diagnosed with apathy and aggrevated lethargy. He sued the NHS and was paid out 4 squillion and fiddy dorra, he now has far to much money and wastes it on the newest hipster fads as his life is sure to end very soon and enjoyment is paramount.

This is a true account of factual events.

 
At 21 October 2009 at 11:10 , Blogger teenslain said...

^ trudat...

 
At 21 October 2009 at 12:08 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry gramps!

http://www.londonfgss.com/thread31804.html

 
At 21 October 2009 at 12:40 , Blogger teenslain said...

'Fixed brain AIDZ' acksherly... Pfff, grown ups...

 
At 22 October 2009 at 18:46 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

All those big size capitals made me very afraid.
I want my mommy!!!





On your bike, gramps...

 
At 22 October 2009 at 18:51 , Anonymous eei said...

Let the BNP to sort out those fixie commies immigrants! Having fun on our expense when the NHS suffers.

 
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