THE LOSS OF CENTRAL STOCKWELL's PUBLIC TOILETS FOR 21 YEARS IS NO "OZ BLUE MOUNTAINS" STYLE "CELEBRITY FAKE" - OFFICIAL.STOCKWELL LABOUR PARTY sources have protested strongly at suggestions that the loss of central Stockwell Public Toilets for 21 years is a "put up job". Stockwell Ward Councillor Pete Bowyer is believed to be hiding out in the Australian Blue Mountains to recover after his pride and joy MIDDLESBORO RELEGATED FOOTBALL CLUB lost to STOCKWELL BUS GARAGE BLIND SQUAD eleven goals to nil. He has so far refused to come out of hiding to confirm or deny the CENTRAL STOCKWELL PUBLIC TOILETS 21 year old loss allegation.
Baroness Imogan Walker of Larkhall - believed to be "an actress" - has also stayed tight lipped. Alex Bigham the Stockwell Labour Party "STOCKWELL STOOD UP" blogger is still recovering after trying totally unsuccesfully to enrol Central Stockwell businesses into the COMMUNITY TOILET SCHEME. No great surprise really given that one shopfront business he wrote to had unbeknown to Alex already been closed for months before he tried his approach. The likelihood is that he is still not aware that the latter business had long folded.
HYDE SOUTHBANK HOMES are not believed to be involved in any way in much at all that is going on and certainly not public toilet provision - perish the unclean thought.