STOCKWELL NEWS SPOT - ONE IN A MILLION TEA MOBILE HAS LANDEDTo be absolutely honest I couldn't quite believe it. This TEA MOBILE travelled entirely of its own volition and landed precisely as shown in the two miracle photos. Admittedly a humanoid had slightly tho' not unkindly mishandled this everyday almost mundane event and this was how FATE paid the miscreant back.
Had the humanoid actually INTENDED to organize just such a landing they would not have had much luck - only FATE has the handle on a show stopping event like this. Unbelievers out there are invited to stand at their elegant draining boards - maybe aboard a sturdy chair or sat up on their partners shoulders to see how long it takes to get a TEA MOBILE landing like this. Better SIGN ON before you get started cos a successful landing might take quite some time. I can imagine WILL SELF atop wifey DEB'S shoulders dropping TEA BAGS one at a time for hours on end - or rather hoping for an on end landing like image below. DEB's wouldn't have to waste her day she could be scribbling about the Banking crisis and how to sort it.