Stockwell Toilet Watch

SECRET "HORSE MEAT BURGERS" THREAT TO METROPOLITAN POLICE "DESK" STAFF.

Plans to locate significant numbers METROPOLITAN POLICE staff to man "crime desks" in London area supermarkets such as SAINSBURYS, MORRISONS, TESCOS and even WAITROSE are now being very urgently reconsidered.

This is because of the "secret horse meat" burgers scare.   It is bad enough that ill and maybe even deceased BURGER buyers themselves may croak and have to have their deaths investigated by fuzz based at the same premises where the burgers could well have been purchased but the IPCC investigators would certainly have its work cut out subsequently to fully establish that no compromise between cops and supermarket management had been seriously influential.

Indeed quite innocent unsuspecting cops might themselves well perish or become seriously unwell from eating secretly dodgy horse meat infected burgers while at work.

At this time previously reported plans to also relocate METROPOLITAN POLICE officers to "desks" in "SPEARMINT STRINGFELLOW" lap dancing establishments - HERE - are not reckoned to be endangered and so are not being re-evaluated.  Flesh infested lap dance "menu" items are reckoned to NOT contain HORSE MEAT.

posted by Ian Cameron aka KILROY WAS-A-HERO @ 09:42