NEW LYRICS FOR AN OLD FAVOURITE.
to the time (almost) of "My Old Man's A Dustman"
ENCORE! ENCORE! ENCORE!
Oh Stockwell folk don’t do it on Sundays
or any other day
they keep their urine and stools inside
‘n’ that’s just fine okay
Oh Lambeth Council called the shots
nearly twenty year' ago
closed our local Binfield Bogs
and now they’re on “go slow”
“mum’s truly the word”
with crap “LAMBETH Life”
Steve Reed’s got lock-jaw
Stockwell folk don’t pee or crap
oh no not any more
if you're caught-short bendin’ doin’ one
they’ll call the bleedin’ law
give *ALMO* Reed all your support
Encore! Encore! Encore!
Oh Stockwell folk don’t do it on Sundays
or any other day
etc., ….
*ALMO – Arsehole’s Length Mismanagement Organisation.
or any other day
they keep their urine and stools inside
‘n’ that’s just fine okay
Oh Lambeth Council called the shots
nearly twenty year' ago
closed our local Binfield Bogs
and now they’re on “go slow”
“mum’s truly the word”
with crap “LAMBETH Life”
Steve Reed’s got lock-jaw
Stockwell folk don’t pee or crap
oh no not any more
if you're caught-short bendin’ doin’ one
they’ll call the bleedin’ law
give *ALMO* Reed all your support
Encore! Encore! Encore!
Oh Stockwell folk don’t do it on Sundays
or any other day
etc., ….
*ALMO – Arsehole’s Length Mismanagement Organisation.
posted by Ian Cameron aka KILROY WAS-A-HERO @ 16:17
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