Wednesday, 26 February 2014

WORLD EXCLUSIVE. DAVE LEE TRAVIS "COMES CLEAN".

What more is there to say .... it's what 
everybody hoped for and here we have it. 
The camera never lies. 
CLICK on image to SEE 
DAVE LEE coming clean. 
And very best wishes to his accusers. 
And well before he is aged EIGHTY. 
Lets hope he wont eat the soap
and get an upset tummy.  

Sunday, 16 February 2014

ROYAL "IVORY" TO GET DUMPED - "OPERATION ULTRA BULLSHIT"


  



CLICK ON THE ABOVE IMAGES TO INSPECT 
PURDEY'S IN GREATER DETAIL.

Right now IVORY is well in the news. "Royal Ivory" too. 

Indeed BUCKINGHAM PALACE is a ROYAL "IVORY TOWER"
a bastion of privilege if ever there was one. 
So if the so-called ROYALs are so "ANTI IVORY"all of a sudden 
will they truly dump the one above 
along with their numerous other ROYAL IVORY TOWERS 
- including - SEE HERE for slaughtering at - 
their pile of IVORY BRICKs down WINDSOR WAY? 
And will they raid the front and back rooms 
and various animal trophy hidey holes at the ROYAL GUNSMITHS 
located in London Mayfair's in South Audley Street 
namely blood-soaked PURDEY's?  
See above edited photo's for PURDEY's.  
TOILET WATCH readers are strongly advised 
NOT to HOLD THEIR BREATHS waiting for the lowdown.  
CLICK HERE and HERE for Some lowdown 
on so called PRINCELY CHARLES.

POST SCRIPT - CLOCK THIS ONE - VERY LATEST 
LOWDOWN ON THE BIG HEARTED SO-CALLED ROYALS. 

POST SCRIPT TWO - CLICK HERE - for a second 
very relevant feature re the ultra hypocrite ROYALS.  

Saturday, 8 February 2014

WERE THEY EVER THREESOME LOVERS? BILL ROACHE, AMANDA KNOX AND MAGGIE?

Did they ever have a threesome?  
If you've got the unadulterated lowdown 
spit it out 'n' cheer the world up 
by off-setting all the day-in-day-out grot news.  
Roache boasted of doin' nookie with a 1000 wimmin. 
So were MAGGIE and AMANDA among 'em?  
My bosom aches with a yearning to find the 
"around the waist-band lowdown" on this one.  
Wont write any more as I want to get back to work - 
oh you know that work ethic yearning feeling I'm sure.
Deep in the background I can hear weeping.
Ah ha its JIM DAVIDSON still 
grieving about missing MAGGIE'S FUNERAL