WELL FANCY THAT MOUNT EVEREST IS CRAP LIKE CENTRAL STOCKWELL.
Well well well MOUNT EVEREST
like CENTRAL STOCKWELL
. The bad news was hidden at page 16 of todays London METRO
hasn't always been as crappy as MOUNT EVEREST
- only for about a quarter of a century now - though that's certainly long enough. Our local LABOUR
or past LIB DEM COUNCILLORS
could have sorted it but they are USELESS IN-CONTINUUM
so very little chance of that. The last time Councillor Alex Bigham
put pen to paper about the problem - a problem similar to that reported in todays METRO
- was back in early 2009
and since then he's gone into total rigor mortic mode.
No problem for him and/or the others including the equally useless BARONESS IMOGEN WALKER OF LARKHALL
that women are getting "caught short"
with nowhere public to relieve themselves.
Pathetic WALKER is the LAMBETH COUNCIL "CABINET" MEMBER
for "the environment" where there are NO central STOCKWELL
public toilets whatsoever for women!!
Anyway today we have the pathetic news that CENTRAL STOCKWELL
is as CRAPPY
re public toilet provision as MOUNT EVEREST.
re JURY SERVICE. SOMETHING VERY VERY CURIOUS INDEED.
CLICK on the above 2 documents to enlarge and inspect - they were
enclosed with JURY SERVICE initial summons as discussed below.
I will write something in due course putting into very political perspective some of the banal reactionary comments made in the past week about the shortcomings of jurors in a particular case that has been in the news big time. Barristers and even Judges are not immune from making crap commentaries and anyone who thinks they are not doesn't know their onions.
Anyway for today just a pretty short unforgettable experience when about 2 years ago I was officially summoned to begin the process for reporting for actual JURY SERVICE. I received a large format biggish brown envelope and inside were various items of preliminary documentation - one very specifically inviting me to get back in touch with my various I.D. proofs etcetera. The enclosures made in clear that I would suffer serious legal penalties if I refused to comply. I did comply - and it very soon materialized that I was too old to do JURY SERVICE.
However something very curious was also among the initial documents which caused me make a 2nd very specific enquiry. A document had advised that if I did not understand - read or whatever - the English language I was to get in touch for translated documentation from among a whole heap of listed languages- see images reproduced above. There was a phone number given so I rang it and the response from the other end was that they had no idea why such advice had ever been enclosed....period! I made this particular enquiry because it was obvious that if someone was totally without the English language how on earth could they perform JURY SERVICE.
In due course - soonish - a response to certain of the
arrogant crap anti jury comments of last week.
STOCKWELL NEWS SPOT - ONE IN A MILLION TEA MOBILE HAS LANDED
To be absolutely honest I couldn't quite believe it. This TEA MOBILE
travelled entirely of its own volition and landed precisely as shown in the two miracle photos. Admittedly a humanoid had slightly tho' not unkindly mishandled this everyday almost mundane event and this was how FATE
paid the miscreant back.
Had the humanoid actually INTENDED
to organize just such a landing they would not have had much luck - only FATE
has the handle on a show stopping event like this. Unbelievers out there are invited to stand at their elegant draining boards - maybe aboard a sturdy chair or sat up on their partners shoulders to see how long it takes to get a TEA MOBILE
landing like this. Better SIGN ON
before you get started cos a successful landing might take quite some time. I can imagine WILL SELF
atop wifey DEB'S
shoulders dropping TEA BAGS
one at a time for hours on end - or rather hoping for an on end
landing like image below. DEB's
wouldn't have to waste her day she could be scribbling about the Banking crisis and how to sort it.
Its taken a life time in this case and a tea total life too so TEA
has been incredibly popular. 'Course unkind folk are likely to spread scandalous lies to undermine the importance of this incredible STOCKWELL
event. I can hear anti BRAGANZA
zealots whispering from their so-called LITTLE PORTUGAL
rooftops that the above tea had contained TRACES OF HORSE MANURE.
It did not. This blogger has tried PORTUGUESE
manure flavoured cuppa's and the one shown in the above foto contained absolutely NO MANURE
MAMMA MIA. ULTRA VULGAR "WILCOX ROAD" SIGNAGE!
A year or two back it was the WILCOX ROAD
ultra red in tooth and claw CHERRY GANG -
And now mamma mia its ultra vulgar C U N
Whatever next! No wonder nearby SABS
pretty decent enough eatery has shut up shop. I suppose C U N
has HOT STUFF connections
though everyone is staying pretty tight lipped. Of course no one is obliged to dawdle up the Wilcox but if you do be well prepared for street wise VULGARITY.
And there I was reckoning certain locals wanted to transform WILCOX ROAD
into its very own version of VENN STREET.
Ah well Housing Benefit
and Council Tax
changes are also screaming from the rooftops so we must try to plod on. There are a few Lambeth local Councillors
I wouldn't mind dedicating this item of WILCOX ROAD street furniture to
but I'm far too nice to identify them ALL
today. And indeed one of them recently exited to Parliament and damned good riddance too!
... no wonder
for some years now!
2nd after thought
of course we could re name
the location using an olde tyme tag
THE 1968 FRENCH TOUR - PRE BRADLEY WIGGINS.
CLICK CLICK on the above image to significantly enhance it size wise.
(!) and the unforgettably great FAUSTO COPPI
never saw my arse for dust. Not even while viewing the PARIS
left bank summer SORBONNE
students pavement graffitti. The KENTISH WHEELERS CYCLING CLUB? Fausto
had probably never even heard of them. Shame that because they were very very far from the lowest of the low among the cycling fraternity.
'Course in PARIS
itself the 1968 TOUR DE FRANCE
had to overcome the occasional well togged up rather aggressive "CRS"
hold-up - especially near the SORBONNE
Anyway by pure chance I was definitely in PARIS
Some contrary folk have commented that the above photographic records look a decade or so earlier than 1968
. They could well be right on that specific point!!
In my approaching senility who am I to argue. Perish the thought. Would be lovely to have those really enjoyable exhilarating times again.
SECRET "HORSE MEAT BURGERS" THREAT TO METROPOLITAN POLICE "DESK" STAFF.
Plans to locate significant numbers METROPOLITAN POLICE
staff to man "crime desks"
in London area supermarkets such as SAINSBURYS, MORRISONS, TESCOS
and even WAITROSE
are now being very urgently
This is because of the "secret horse meat" burgers scare.
It is bad enough that ill and maybe even deceased BURGER
buyers themselves may croak and have to have their deaths investigated by fuzz based at the same premises
where the burgers could well have been purchased but the IPCC
investigators would certainly have its work cut out subsequently to fully establish that no compromise between cops and supermarket management had been seriously influential.
Indeed quite innocent unsuspecting cops might themselves well perish or become seriously unwell from eating secretly dodgy horse meat infected burgers while at work.
At this time previously reported plans to also relocate METROPOLITAN POLICE
officers to "desks"
in "SPEARMINT STRINGFELLOW"
lap dancing establishments - HERE
- are not reckoned to be endangered and so are not being re-evaluated. Flesh infested lap dance "menu"
items are reckoned to NOT
contain HORSE MEAT.
SPECTACULAR WILBERFORCE “RSPCA” GARBAGE AHOY THERE. THE SPECTATOR MAGAZINE NAILED.
CLAPHAM AREA 1759 -
CHURCH AND KING MOB VIOLENTLY ATTACK DISSENTERS.
"RSPCA secrets" !!!
WILBERFORCE CREEPS INTO THE FRAY!
DOUBLE CLICK on above images to GREATLY increase their visibility.
Ho! Ho! Ho!
THE SPECTATOR MAGAZINE is a low life laugh a
Its latest edition reckons WILLY WILBERFORCE founded the
ROYAL SOCIETY FOR THE PROTECTION OF
CRUELTY TO ATHEISTS. (RSPCA).
Old TOM PAINE and THOMAS SPENCE and those who still greatly
admire them are in fits – WILBERFORCE hated even anti slavery rationalists and unbelievers and
went in for their CHURCH AND KING wholesale persecution. Well in Wilberforce’s "Clapham Sect" area even pro-religion DISSENTERS got done over rotten and sent
packing. They were hunted down by Wilberforce acolytes.
WILBERFORCE would be groaning in his maggot ridden grave
he learnt of the SPECTATORs “RSPCA” codswallop.
THE SPECTATOR MAGAZINE? Bin it.
Not remotely worth the "low flying MELISSA KITE bum paper" its
Mind you ROD LIDDLE certainly replied in very very good
forthright form to MELISSA KITE's utter codswallop.
GOOD BYE NEW COVENT GARDEN MARKET. HELLO NINE ELMS LANE GOLF COURSE.
See at base for 2 further provisional Artworks of the finished
NINE ELMS LANE GOLF COURSE PROJECT.
A hefty tranche of NEW COVENT MARKET
is in line to get the chop. Eat in one of the Market nosheries and staff there will confirm that they have been "put on notice"
as it were.
It'll make way for the NINE ELMS LANE GOLF COURSE.
Of course following the recent tragic NINE ELMS LANE
events there is likely to be a little delay due to re-evaluation of the proposed VAUXHALL HELIPORT BASE
which is also to be an integral part of the GOLF COURSE.
There will also be a currently fashionable GOLF COURSE POLICE DESK
where the well offs can report any matter whatsoever that is giving them sleepless nights and possibly undermining their golfing prowess.
These incredibly interesting and heartening local upper-crust initiatives aren't likely to be fully realised for a year or five but no fear because they should be up and running well before HS2.
BATTERSEA DOGS AND CATS HOME
which unfortunately is on the NINE ELMS LANE
periphery of these momentous developments is deeply involved in this initiative which will seek to quieten down its dogs and cats as the noise levels if left as at present could have a negative impact on top notch estate agent "affordable homes"
profit levels. And most especially those of the BERKELEY GROUP.
This all comes at quite a high time for BATTERSEA DOGS AND CATS HOME
as they are still celebrating the post-Christmas New Year mid January presentation of a GUN DOG
to antiquarian QUEEN ELIZABETH.
Not that the DOGS HOME
presented the GUN DOG
but news travels fast in the canine world. ‘Course antiquarian ELIZABETH
cant have that many more GUN DOG
presentations to go. A heap of hunters gathered on her SANDRINGHAM ESTATE
and when she bowled along they gift aided her a GUN DOG.
Because the HEYTHROP HUNT
was successfully prosecuted by the RSPCA
the above GUN DOG
presentation has become something of an in-crowd consolation event. Mind you the editors of the weekly TOP SHELF
porno mag SHOOTING TIMES
are still suffering very severe diarrhea indeed because of the HEYTHROP
stick-up. Their condition is likely to last for some time – so much so that wherever there are hunters stalking around the need for PUBLIC TOILETS
has become extremely urgent. Indeed among the gung-ho fraternity the SHOOTING TIMES
is jokingly referred to as the SHITTING TIMES.
Indeed on occasion its pages – including letters and certainly editorials - get well and truly plastered.
for previous SHITTING TIMES
Presumably the hyper pointed "item" above is the
current ST GEORGES WHARF