RYANAIR "REAR END" AIRLINE IN-FLIGHT TOILET SCAM.
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A quid to use the bog on RYANAIR "REAR END" AIRLINE.
Probably you'll have to pay in advance when you book up. And there'll be a surcharge if you don't make a visit cos of air turbulance. There is a good reason for these charges - its cos rear end RYANAIR
want to keep the charges down. So now you now - you pay less if you actually pay more. Click >here
PRIME MINISTERS "QUESTION TIME" CANCELLED 'COS OF ENDLESS "PRECIOUS" IRAKI AND AFGHAN KID'S DEATHS?
Er... methinks not ... Iraki and Afghan kids don't get a look in and Max Clifford maintains full radio silence and in gigantic front page capitals Jade pleads "KILL ME NOW!" A full toilet-watch service will be resumed in due course.
"CAN BARRYMORE SWIM?" QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!
Michael Barryquack's back quack! quack! Click on image to ENLARGE
"And I need to add as well that at no time did I give Stuart Lubbock cocaine."------------------Responding to claims that he can swim,
he said: " I cannot swim. I can’t float. I don’t know why Cheryl’s doing this. We haven’t spoken in five years since the divorce."
LAMBETH Life - CAN'T BE RELIED UPON - MORE TO COME.
Editor Ella Cop-Out
assisted by equally cop-out grime-ball Reed
so-called Council "Leader". Check out page 8 >here
LAW 'N' ORDER TONIGHT - GLAMOUR VERSUS GROT?
LAW 'N' ORDER - GLAMOUR VERSUS GROT------------------------
Just look at it. What a glamourous LAW 'N' ORDER
world we’re livin’ in. Oh deary me. Clock the above four lovelies. Woweee … Episode One
tonight on the old oggle goggle be-foddle box right before your very eyes. Will it feature Westminster Council
minions in close cohorts with the local fuzz
working their very own brand of absolutely ANTI SOCIAL BEHAVIOUR
namely a blatant DEAN STREET SOHO
fit-up? Probably not.--------------------
So what you won’t see is an extended gang of fuzz descending on two Dean Street
flats where two women of the so-called oldest profession quietly go about their mission. The cops have got a large box of filthy ANTI SOCIAL BEHAVIOUR TRICKS
up their sleeve. They’re tricks that don’t just happen as though by magic – they have had to be cold bloodedly conjured up. Cops have had to work at it to devise their own lieing devious filthy ANTI SOCIAL
plan. “We gotta do the buisines boyos” is their mind-set “its two ladies of the so called oldest prefession we’re up against”.----------------
So team handed they descend on the DEAN STREET SOHO
habitation. 15 bold neatly presentable uniformed West End
wooden tops – some of their entrails had to form a scrum in the street ‘cos they couldn’t all get up the stairs. They looked good in media shots >here<
of the successful cop op’ to close down a 16 year’ long ANTI SOCIAL BEHAVIOUR
hotspot. No matter eh that the latter verbal they are putting out about a den of iniquity where felons do their biz’ and where drug dealing is rife is all downright despicable lies.
After all its only women engaged in the the so-called oldest profession getting done over – as old HAROLD CHALLENOR
the mid Sixities totally corrupt and bonkers West End Det. Sgt.
used to suss it “these kind of (expletive deleted) people don’t matter”.
later absolutely astonishingly (!!)
wrote in his 1990’s memoir that he told one or two felons in the cells after sentence that if they ever dared to return to his neck of the woods he kill them and then invistigate and fit-up their mates for his own killings.
LAW 'N' ORDER GLAMOUR versus GROT
. Challenor grot is still alive and well on London’s West End policing Division.
Mid 1960’s Challenor
came a tumble because of Donald Rooum
and the 21st Century Dean Street anti social police op' filth because of the Rev David Gilmore>here<.
What of those others moved against who’ve had no David Gilmore? Now there’s a thought. But LAW 'N' ORDER glamour on the box? Don't think I'll bother - real life is quite enough thank you.
RYAN-AIRosol. MOBILE FONE USE IN-FLIGHT SUPPLEMENT.
Not long now kids - top that fone up ready for an in-flight chin wag on RYAN-AIRosol. Basic cost of flight 2p (two pence). Including taxes, supplements, baggage and in-flight mobile fone use and queuing £290. You heard it here first. That'll be £20 - please send immediately. It'll be £23 if you pay me by credit card.
"Hello Hello - is that the Home Help? I've forgot to cancel the milk. And the Loo needs a make-over. Byeee".
A VERY MODERN STOCKWELL FAIRY TALE FOR GROWN UPS.
LADY COP “KRESSIDA” GOES SHOPPING AT HER LOCAL SAINSBURY’S.
GETS INTO A SQUABBLE ABOUT QUEUE-JUMPING.
GETS THE HUMP SO GETS ON THE BLOWER FOR BACK-UP.
MALE BACK-UP NAMED “SEE TWELVE” ARRIVES.
“HI BABE WOZZUP?”
LADY COP POINTS TO COVE WHO SHE SAYS HAS BEEN MOUTHY.
“SEE TWELVE” BOWLS OVER PRONTO PRONTO AND SMASHES THE TOTALLY UNSUSPECTING COVE IN THE FACE.
COVE DIES AS A RESULT.
AH HUH ITS ANOTHER CASE OF COP MIS-IDENTIFICATION.
MORE COPS ARE CALLED.
“KRESSIDA” AND “SEE TWELVE” WALK WAY FROM IT – NO PROBLEM.
HAD THEY NOT BEEN COPS THE BETS ARE THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN.
TAKING THE PISSOIR - LAMBETH COUNCIL IN CONTINUUM.
and read the "LAMBETH COUNCIL TAKING THE PISSOIR"
latest garbage. This is the totally pathetic Council
that was pontificating >here<
many months ago that this was a SPACE AGE
initiative - the only space involved is acres of it between the COUNCIL's
Next TOILET WATCH BLOGSPOT
- an update on the CENTRAL STOCKWELL "COMMUNITY TOILET SCHEME"
INITIATIVE. Don't hold your breath.
MENEZES CPS 2009 LEGAL BULLSHIT. GEORGE DAVIS 1976 LEGAL BULLSHIT.
The CPS decision not to prosecute police who executed JEAN CHARLES DE MENEZES is legal bullshit from those in power so as to protect the status quo. ROSE DAVIS the London East End wife who with others in the mid 70's campaigned succesfully to get her (then) husband GEORGE freed from a 20 years prison sentence has just been buried. Her husband still had almost 15 years still to serve in May 1976 after having had his December 1975 Appeal refused. Five months later he was suddenly released by Royal Prerogative, officially informed by the Prison Governor that his conviction was unsafe and advised that he was still NOT innocent, and the House of Commons was similarly advised by the Home Secretary - the point is that those running things laughably make it up as they go along. Not officially innocent though freed from an original 20 year unsafe police fit-up. Clever clever CPS points about legal niceties are a total bullshit bore. Certain media are exploiting ROSE DAVIS' death to barrack GEORGE DAVIS - it is a pity they don't focus some very pointed attention on the bullshit tactics adopted by the 1970's establishment to save its bacon and release DAVIS on a phoney basis of its own making. Period!
FLATS OVERLOOKING HOUSES! FLATS OVERLOOKING SCHOOLS! WOZZZUP???
Excuse the intrusion earthlings - this lovely new block of flats - woops sorry "apartments" was built on a decades long car park and low garage area on the Hyde South Bank Homes "Studey Estate". Clock the flags n all that - luvly innit??? They're nearly all taken. Folk who take up residence will be ever so well situated to overlook the adjacent Allen Edwards Primary School and playground. Mind you other nearby folk have been overlooking the playground for half a century plus - straight across the Studley Road tenants on 3 floors have a clear view of the school, its playground and indeed also the OASIS GARDEN. In fifty years plus there aint never been no complaints about that so far as STOCKWELL TOILET WATCH is aware.
So what is the surprising FLATS OVERLOOKING LOCAL SCH
OOLS beef actually about? For a start its not about the above luvly flag-poled Studley Road
apartment block or Allen Edwards Primary School.
Oh no. Its about other planned Stockwell flats >here<
from which it will be possible for the new inhabitants to overlook a nearby school playground! Oh glory be what exactly is the fuss about?
Maybe STOCKWELL LABOUR PARTY's local blogger who has configured the oddball concerns will clarify. Or maybe even local STOCKWELL WARD COUNCILLOR - and HYDE SOUTHBANK HOMES "Board" member Pete Bowyer - well known to this blog by the nick-name "MIDDLESBORO ARE PLAYING AWAY" will clairify their "local flats overlooking local school playgrounds" phobia. Middlesboro Pete would be just the wizard to perform the chore especially given that the new STUDLEY ROAD apartment that went up got its flagpoles without a single murmer of any kind that this apartment block has been mis-sited.
Ye STANDUPFORSTOCKWELL blog also expresses concern that flats might overlook local houses. The mist thickens. Glory be. Whatever is afoot!.
Will there ever be clarification? Will there ever be proper central Stockwell Public Toilets? Don't hold your breath!
WEEPY PRINCE PHILLIP CANCELS DUBAI STATE VISIT SO AS TO PARTICIPATE IN STOCKWELL HARE SHOOT.
A weepy shadowy-eyed >Prince Phillip<
has cancelled his State visit to Dubai.
A lot of speculative concern was being voiced about the Royals
in case he was not alright up-top. However they appear to be in fine fettle. Phillips
great sadness apparently stemmed from his fear that a State visit by the Royals to Dubai
would result in their being unable to participate in a STOCKWELL HARE SHOOT
but the grand occasion went off as shitilly
as the Royals (so-called)
could ever have expected.
At Venn Street Clapham Common as the Royals made their way back to Sandringham Phillip and other Royal untouchables stopped off to relieve themselves in a temporary portaloo - there being no proper public toilets anywhere in the STOCKWELL - CLAPHAM area to otherwise accomodate their grubby needs. One relieved on-looker who did not want to be named said: "as ever the trigger happy Royals were really full of shit so this portaloo was an absolute God send". The loo is to be removed ceremonially and re-exhibited on the ANTIQUES ROADSHOW some time later this century.
No Hares were available for interview.
Meanwhile The Princess Margaret
is >about to find<
her reputation in a spot of embarassing bother for having had a 1970's relationship
with reportedly "very well endowed" London gangster >John Bindon<.
Additionally there is also the John Bindon London Red Lion Square >Pavarotti<