Home Secretary Reid plans “LLOGOSBO's" for ANTI SOCIAL LAMBETH COUNCIL.
As part of the government’s planned crack-down on serious-disorganised-slime-crime, to be debated in Parliament this very week, Home Secretary John Reid
, will unveil plans to impose ASBO type control orders - LLOGOSBO's -
on local authority officials,“Cabinet” level council members, and other member-level riff-raff believed to be deeply implicated in offensive and “serious-organised-slime” type anti-social policy dis-intiatives.
Specifically targeted at crap Lambeth Council
, the anti-slime anti-crime control-type orders (known as LLOGOSBO’s)
will go down a treat with many local people sick to the back teeth with witnessing Lambeth’s year-on-year prevarication and procrastination.
As one old campaigner still dressed in the self protective clothing he’d worn to meet Home Secretary Reid
(including air filters) explained: "these Lambeth LOcal GOvernment Shit Bag OrderS are just what the doctor ordered. Why it is that these total cop-outs can get up on their high horses to clamp down on youths for daring to hang about on street corners while the Council has done nothing at all to provide public toilets for those who badly need them, and as a result quite apart from adding insult to injury, these LLOGOSBO losers are responsible for all the slime and shit accumulations up Dunkers Alley. And never forget this - it was Shit Bag Lambeth Council who closed our toilets in the first place”. Dunkers Alley
refers to the Clapham main road footpath cul-de-sac much used after the above closure for nearly 20 years as a public toilet.
A PEEP ROUND THE "U BEND" GHOSTED BY KILROY
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EX LIFER CLARE "CAUGHT SHORT"?
Taken from the 2006 summer "STOCKWELL sCRAPBOOK" I am confident that the Attorney General will NOT deem the well intentioned positive use of this mug-shot (without police permission) to be an indelicate infringement of Clare's "human rights". She is after all an escapee "on the run" (ex lifer) from Newt Labour. And she certainly could have been "caught short" because there are no local public loos and I understand that she lives locally with about a half mile walk home from Stockwell Tube Station. She certainly didn't close our loos back September 1988. Although that crudely performed ignoble deed WAS a Labour one, carried out by our local borough council. A late 8O's instance of ASBO behaviour by elected politicians. Try slapping an ASBO on that power elite posse. Or indeed on their successors. Fat chance.
ALAS NO PHOTO'S AT THIS STAGE
The efforts of STOCKWELL TOILET WATCH
to highlight and reduce local authority anti social behaviour
funded by the Metropolitan Police, the Metropolitan Police Authority
or Lambeth Borough Council.
However they have had indirect support from the Greater London Authority
arising from "AN URGENT NEED"
a report published by the GLA in early 2006. This report reviewed the serious increase in the lack of public toilet provision
London-wide over the past 2O year period. Unfortunately Lambeth's lack of provision figured much less in the above report than it clearly ought to have.
With an ear to current Association of Chief Police Officers
advice I am temporarily postponing the publication of any images relating to Stockwell Toilet Watch
because to do so might infringe the "human rights"
of local Stockwell worthies who inevitably get "caught short" because since closure there have now been no local public toilets here for nigh on 2o year'.
In addition I would like to reassure all escapee long term prisoners hiding out in the Stockwell undergrowth (who have not yet been shot in error by police) that if they need to open their bowels or relieve their bursting bladders in this busy neighbourhood
they will not be grassed up or otherwise publicly hounded. Not to the local police, or to the Council, or the media - the latter includes the in-house cop-out Council rag "LAMBETH life".
In my next I hope to carry a brief illustrated review of last years two smelly little STOCKWELL TOILET WATCH
publications including the "STOCKWELL sCRAPBOOK".
Meanwhile any readers who still remember the brutal slaughter in July 2005 at Stockwell Underground Station by police of the young brazilian electrician Jean Charles de Menezes
can enrol to participate with armed Metropolitan Police Firearms Units in mock-up anti-terrorist exercises. According to the London media (2 January) the Met are laying on these participatory "opportunities" to get their point of view across to those members of the public who concluded from the 22 July 2005 events that Met firearms officers had behaved in an over-zealous extremely trigger happy fashion. It is presumed that Sir Ian Blair, the Met Commissioner,
has been informed that these mock-up counter propaganda exercises have been organised. Any reader who suspects that he may have been been kept in the dark could send him a polite missive as it may thus save substantial public funds by preventing yet another wasteful Independent Police Complaints Commission
investigation. Reportedly rank and file Met' officers are currently shitting themselves because the I.P.C.C.
is seriously threatening to have hearings for "serious police disciplinary offences"
held in public. This is also an acute worry for STOCKWELL TOILET WATCH
- given the 22 July 2005 events - because local officers might start needing to "dunk" in the Stockwell area where there are no public toilets. Ex Commander Paddick
may yet be prevailed upon to re-visit the manor with his pooper-scooper.