Stockwell Toilet Watch
Monday, 30 March 2009
Of course compared to the pornography that BLAIR and his NEWT LABOURITES visited upon IRAK and AGHANISTAN these cheapo flicks are truly pathetic - barely worth the tenner billed against public funds by JACKIE for her husband's delights. The selective DOWNING STREET SOFA SEX is poor quality and a lot more flesh creeping filth is yet to come out. ALASTAIR goes in quite a lot for verbal four letter masterbatory gratification. The ultimate DAVID KELLY "SCENARIO" has very obvious "S'n'M" overtony's (altho' unexpectedly expletives have actually been deleted). SILVIO has always been one for the LADIES so few monetary surprises there. The consequential TESSA 'n' JACKIE get together (and who can blame them?) are very randy indeed. There are NO far east market place suicide bomb attack sequences or Pakistan to Guantanamo sexy secret renditions - well not yet anyhow. Clearly NEWT LABOUR porn is not as up front as it so obviously could be. Both these "SHOCK AND AWE" poorly planned and produced somewhat out of focus porno flics end with IRAK and AFGHANISTAN sequences which never the less are TRULY PORNOGRAPHIC.
Sunday, 29 March 2009
JACKIE SMITH GUTTED ABOUT HUBBY'S "ON THE HOUSE" PORN MOVIES - FOTO!!
Click on image to increase Jackie' s "distress".
Tomorrow - STOCKWELL TOILET WATCH exclusive - who starred in the movies?
Will JACKIE move in with TESSA??
Wednesday, 25 March 2009
YEAR 21. LOCAL KARSEY CUP FINAL - STOCKWELL ZERO MIDDLESBORO FOUR.
LOCAL LOOS CHALLENGE CUP. NOW IN ITS 21st YEAR. CENTRAL STOCKWELL PUBLIC LOOS LOSE OUT AGAIN.
ANOTHER "MIDDLESBORO PLAYING AWAY" WIN. TAKE A BOWyer!
"CAUGHT SHORT" PENSIONERS RUN FOR COVER.
PETE CAUGHT IN LINGHAM STREET PAPER AT THE READY.
Saturday, 21 March 2009
"OPERATION SHRUG-IT-OFF" - MENEZES EAT YOUR HEART OUT.------------------ CLICK on IMAGE to ENLARGE and read the blurb.
Cool man. 80 plod actually including the new Met Commissioner make an absolutely total balls-up Op' and the Met' s "MR BIG" shrugs it off with "that's policing for you" -"its been a very successful policing occasion". Sure has. And with very apparent gigantic knobs on too.
Unlike the over-the-top July 2005 totally crap Op' that did for poor JEAN CHARLES DE MENEZES at least with the above current anti burglary Op' with MR BIG actually in-situ he couldn't slip-off home to bed early, before anyone unconveniently told him that the quarry they were all after had already been nabbed and banged up some 5 hours earlier.
Maybe there's still a possibility of another Tulse Hill dawn raid to nab Menezes even though he has already well and truly gone to ground. The shrug-it-off line (if such a cop-out cop op' occured) might be: "Ah well that's policing for you". You couldn't make it up. Well not unless you're a Met. Commissioner of course. Give him a cop-out Bankers bonus - like them he's earnt it.
Saturday, 14 March 2009
SAVE BRIXTON's MARKET - "TODAY'S EXTREMELY DAMP SQUIB COUNCIL DEMONSTRATION".
Very few COUNCIL "faces" turned up, altho' Council "Leader" (so-called) Steve "Grime Ball" Reed did - they hung around briefly at the Coldhourbour Lane exits to the threatened shopping arcades - as per foto's above. They made no public address of any kind whatever, produced no informative ephemera of any kind whatsoever, posed for a few foto's together with a number of market traders/ stall holders - including the heavily pregnant and very lovely Electric Avenue "fruit and veg" stall-holder woman. And then Reed disappeared as one or two of the others (foto immediately above) ambled thro' the arcades stopping occasionally to have more foto's taken. A very damp squib "demonstration" indeed - barely anyone could have known what, if anything, was going on. Will this level of commitment save the market? Well don't turn to Lambeth Council's own fortnightly propaganda rag "LAMBETH Life" to find out - as per local public toilet provision "LAMBETH Life" has remained silent - as one or two folk today actually noted in conversation with STOCKWELL TOILET WATCH.
An organisation supporting Brixton Market ("THE FRIENDS OF BRIXTON MARKET") has a website >here<.
Wednesday, 11 March 2009
IN THE HOUSE - GORDON BROWN BREAKS HIS SILENCE ON CENTRAL STOCKWELL PISS POOR LOOS.
Unable to make the up-coming STANDUPFORSTOCKWELL LABOUR PARTY FUNDRAISING DINNER PRIME MINISTER BROWN has nailed his breeches to the mast with a satirically brave realistic statement in "the House" describing Lambeth local Labour as a "piss poor wash out" for the continued lack of public toilet provision in the central STOCKWELL area. His statement was "commended to the House" and in a bid for the leadership mantle HARRIDAN HARRIET HARMAN even tho' dying for a pee gave him her whole hearted support.
Meanwhile Alex Bigham the STOCKWELL LABOUR PARTY "STANDUPFORSTOCKWELL" blogmaster awaits replies from three dozen or so letters he sent to central STOCKWELL business outlets > several weeks ago < requesting that they become participants in the COMMUNITY TOILET SCHEME - things are not looking good, only one reply (a rejection) has been received to date and Alex has been unable as yet to fit in follow up visits. Stockwell's 3 ward councillors it would appear do not actually participate in such activities. Equally surprising STOCKWELL LABOUR PARTY are as yet unaware whether LAMBETH COUNCIL had also ever written to local central Stockwell businesses about COMMUNITY TOILET SCHEME particpation since the decision in principle was taken well over a year ago now.
The pop-up "electronic pissoirs" which were supposed to come into operation months and months ago are still not operative. Little wonder that Gordon spat it out with such gusto and described Lambeth LABOUR as a "piss poor washout" so far as local STOCKWELL PUBLIC TOILET PROVISION is concerned.
Monday, 9 March 2009
SORTED! SURGICALLY ENHANCED FULL BREASTED BROWN FLIES IN TOTALLY DEFIANT AGAINST "REAL IRA" KILLERS!
M ---- E ---- S ---- S ---- A ---- G ---- E
Sunday, 8 March 2009
ATHEIST THOUGHT FOR THE DAY. "AND WHAT EXACTLY IS "GOD" DOIN' ABOUT IT?"
Click click click on adjacent pic to ENLARGE text and "so to speak" not miss a trick.
"ATHEIST THOUGHT FOR THE DAY"
And what "EXACTLY" is GOD doin' about sorting it? Not a lot methinks! It's down to mere mortals to do the "donkey work" - with heart felt apologies to donkeys everywhere.
(er ... then again maybe God or wots its name has already meddled).
Clock the time warp - ye blogg officiando's are still Sunday orientated while at ultra low life STOCKWELL TOILET WATCH we are at unGODLY Metro Monday.
Friday, 6 March 2009
WELL WELL WELL GUARDIANISTA BUM WIPES AHOY THERE!DO! DO! DO! click on above image to ENLARGE and read - ex VILLA ROAD "SMASH CAPITALISM" BRIXTON SQUATTER bangs away about BUM WIPE culture.
Kilroy's CiF contribution
06 Mar 09, 9:58am
Well well well it's bum wipes ahoy there.
An ex member of the Upper Street Islington "Rising Free Collective", ex mid 'Seventies employee of the "Release Collective" and a one time Brixton based 27 Villa Road Brixton "SMASH CAPITALISM SQUATTER" is now bugged about the wasteful use of toilet paper!
Of course he's bugged about other things too - this is 'Seventies "smash capitalism" Xian on 25 Feb on Bob Crow and the RMT in your right-on Evening Standard ("the ludicrously confrontational RMT union led by Bob Crow whose style of negotiation recalls the "everybody out" style of Sixties sitcoms").
Ah well life moves on - if there were adequate appropriate provision made the non use of bog rolls would be feasible but it's light years away. Bejasus you can't even get local authorities to provide even more urgently needed public toilets.
You can also clock Xian (foto hard copy only) in the current issue of CAMDEN NEW JOURNAL at a memorial service for Phil Jeffries a long term squatters organiser.