Stockwell Toilet Watch
Tuesday, 29 April 2008
Sunday, 27 April 2008
SOUTH LONDON LIB DEM "PEEP 'OLE" LOOSers-------------------Click on image to ENLARGE Lib Dem dross.
Yet more LIB DEM letter-boxed bog roll.
Sunday, 20 April 2008
SNAPPY DRESSER PEACHES GELDOF TO OPEN NEW STOCKWELL TOILETS?
Saturday, 19 April 2008
Friday, 18 April 2008
THOUGHT 4 THE DAY - TERMINAL FIVE
Thursday, 17 April 2008
BANKSY PYYSS 'EADS HIT-UP CENTRAL STOCKWELL
A central Stockwell’s backstreet wall belonging to Stockwell Underground Station is being hit-up over and over by fly-by-night freestyle BANKSY pyyysss artists. The wall in question faces out immediately across from Dr Sally Whittet’s Surgery and the local Stockwell Resource and Community Centre (SRCC). The closure and demolition of nearby toilets by ultr-grot Lambeth Council has led to this development. Studley Road has become another Home Ground where a whole shower of freestyle local BANKSY pyysssss 'eads regularly relieve themselves. The unsavoury vibe appears to be BACK STREET BANKSY PYYYSSS'EADS RULE OK!
These liquid visitations which dampen darken and run down the wall traverse the pavements from wall to kerbside. Welcome one and all to Studley Estate on Hyde Southbank Homes territory. Close to the small back door used by Stockwell Station BRITISH TRANSPORT POLICE these caught-short BANKSY style pyysss'eads regularly perform their desecrations. Wending their way local mothers, schoolkids, grand pa’s and whomsoevers kinda hopscotch to avoid streams’n’pyyysss runs.
You wont have ever read about it in HOME GROUND.. too distasteful by half. Or have found it particularised on other local blogs.
So what about finding it in “LAMBETH Life” the Council fortnightly propaganda bum wipe? No chance whatever – far too politically sensitive a topic for them. Mind you here’s the absolute utter bullshit from the latest edition 15 April (page 14) -
reflect a range of opinions on local issues in its reporting”.
Over to you Sacha Jevans click “MD” at Hyde Southbank Homes.
Over to you Jonathan Radcliffe click Hyde “Principle Housing Officer.
Over to you Grimeball Reed click so called “Leader” Lambeth Council.
Meanwhile it's still TREES FOR SHITTIES click. It's still business as usual at BETTER BOOKIES / DUNKERS ALLEY at the Station front. BACK WALL BANKSY’s RULE OK at the rear with yet even more pyysssin across the bus stop pavements. And long term we still have missing local Stockwell Ward Councillors.
Hey ho yet again Spring is in the air. And here at toiletless Stockwell there be fly by night freestyle BANKSY pyyysss'eads a-plenty.
Tuesday, 15 April 2008
MONITORING AND RESEARCH. GREAT NEWS re LOCAL TOILET CLOSURES. AS PREDICTED ROYAL LAMBETH EXONERATED.
According to an anonymous “LAMBETH Life” spokes-non-personality-of-spin the numbers of Council run local-public-loos-closed-down yippity doo daa since 1988 has declined. Has D CLINED!! By several thousand percent per annum measured on the richter scale.
Riff-raff critics (potential 42 day terrorist suspects? – nod nod wink wink ) who never let up (aint they got nothing better to do?) have accused that Royal Lambeth Council from Grimeball Reed down is a Gold Standard out-and-out total crap outfit. And they don’t stop at that – they even assert that not much is ever likely to change – judging by down-market trends to-date since 1988. What a brazen cheek. They should put up or SHUT UP! Almost as bad as portraying Actress Councillor Imogen Walker (Stockwell Ward) as performing a “stand-up” wimmins role at a local late night pissoir. She should be so lucky eh??
However, according to gap-upon-gap-year Councillor Lil Perv, Cabinet sleuth for the Environment, the Council has greatly improved its monitoring operations and (wait for it) toilet closures since 1988 have increased to 9,847 -- BUT -- only because of much tighter monitoring and recording procedures, and absolutely NOT because of ANY ACTUAL closures.
Behind all the un-ending crap METRO headlines a similarly researched reassuring trend has been identified in relation to incidents of self-harm within the overall-increasing and yet pro-rata-declining U.K. prison population. So this is the message > “chill-out 24/7”.
Stick with STOCKWELL TOILET WATCH working in conjunction with The Royal Borough of Lambeth. Gotta fly another breezy “Good morning everyone” email from Partnership George. Today they are offering “EXCITING HOT AIR RE-TRAINING COURSES FOR THE RE-EMPLOYABLE OVER 80’s”.
Need a dunk anyone?
Monday, 14 April 2008
LAMBETH LOOS "STREET SIGNS" - COUNCIL COPYRIGHT INITIATIVE?
Utra crap Royal Lambeth Council who took 3 years longer than Westminster Council to even plan the >possible< introduction >within another 2 years< of twice weekly night-time pissoir urinals, and pathetically promoted them as “space age innovation” (see) is now rumoured to be considering trying to cash-in on Lambeth Public Convenience “loo signs” by applying for copyright controls on their reproduction.
While Westminster Council copyrights famous “street sign” locations, in the Royal Boro of Lambeth loo signs (eg POPES ROAD PRICE HIKE or DUNKERS ALLEY) are of such delicacy and rarity that the Council fears that cheap-skate postcards replicating Royal Lambeth Loo signs might eventually flood, and thereby lessen, the proud reputation of the Royal Boro. In addition Royal Lambeth is so skint and ineffectual on the public toilets front that it sorely needs to raise every pysss poor penny it can if it is ever going to operate a so-called Community Toilet Scheme (CTS).
Among Lambeth’s extensive “caught-short community” the belief persists that the CTS will barely if ever see the light of day. And that even this Lambeth Loo signs copyright initiative will result in very little if any progress. The pyysoir-headed leader (so called) of the Royal Boro (Grimeball Reed – see) refused to comment on details leaked to STOCKWELL TOILET WATCH. A Council spokesman would only comment "the Council doesn’t want any old Tom Dick or Kilroy taking down-market exploitative advantage of its minuscule number of public convenience locations". Grimeball Reed himself is believed to be shoring-up his pelvic region gases hoping to drop-a-really-big-one if he ever gets even the remotest worthwhile public toilets idea.
Thursday, 10 April 2008
Wednesday, 9 April 2008
GOOD JOB STOCKWELL ISN'T HOSTING THE "CAUGHT-SHORT" OLYMPICS EH??
Monday, 7 April 2008
A "RESPECT AGENDA" SHOULD INCLUDE ADEQUATE PUBLIC LOOS???
Friday, 4 April 2008
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY - APRIL 4th. GEORGE DAVIS. TONY BLIAR.
Davis freed with 17 years still to do (!) altho' NOT (!) declared innocent - YOU couldn't make it up altho' they can.
------------------------------- Headingly in the news
--------------------------the Ley Street April 4th blaggers
TONY BLAIR IS DEEPLY RELIGIOUS AND INNOCENT OK!!
Forget blogging think blagging and Bliar. Think Payrolls and many thousands of innocent folks' lives done for in far away places.
‘Tis 4th April again. How the years roll by. A call from a solicitor yesterday harking back to the same date 34 years ago. A London news item that day concerned the 1974 Ley Street Ilford LEB Payroll Robbery. The LEB was staked-out by the fuzz who fotographed the blaggers and gave chase. There were shoot outs, a whole string of vehicle changes, blood stains hither and thither, a long chase and the blaggers all got away.
The London evening editions were full of it. Eventually East Ender George Davis got nabbed, along with other associates, was placed on a multitude of I D parades, was only picked-out by the fuzz, charged and convicted. Early in 1975 he got 20 years. He lost his Appeal – “no way” said the old judges. Lo and behold just six months after this knock-back guess what? He was suddenly released from nick by exercise of the Royal Prerogative of Mercy altho’ the Home Secretary said “look me old china you aint being declared innocent we just DON'T think the evidence against you was safe”!! You couldn’t make Roy Jenkins up.
Mind you there had been quite an amazing GEORGE DAVIS IS INNOCENT OK! campaign to free him - see here. The England v Oz Headingly Test Cricket wicket got sabotaged – as George Davis’s sabateour brother-in-law Colin Dean (who just recently died) almost said “bleedin’ 'ell fancy interfering with a game of cricket just 'cos someone has been fitted-up for 20 years”. A kindly inclined "Sports Correspondent" on The Times reckoned the sabateours should be rounded-up and have cricket balls pelted at them. Get him.
Anyone still remember "THE BIG CONVERSATION" dreamt up by the Newt Labour spinocracy to kid the million plus who marched to stop Bliar going to his criminal war (who were ignored) that his lot were listening. According to Chief Rabbi Jonathan Sacks on THOUGHT FOR THE DAY today Tony Bliar "is a deeply religious man"blah blah blah - see here. If Bliar ends up in stir (BLAIRMARSH) it'll not be likely that very many folk will be too bothered about freeing him - indeed there will be countrywide street parties. If Thatcher dropped dead on the same day and Stockwell got a public toilet my old heart wouldn't be able to take all the excitement.
Tuesday, 1 April 2008
APRIL FALLS DAY AT CENTRAL STOCKWELL
ACROSS THE PAVEMENTS BY THE BUS STOPS
FROM COPING TO KERB
EVIDENCE THIS MERRY MORN’
OF THE APRIL FALLS DAY HERD
PEE RUNS A PLENTY
KIDDYKINS WATCH WHERE YOU TREAD
APRIL FALLS? EARLY RISERS?
WEE SMALL HOURS LATE HOMERS
PISSED OUT OF THEIR HEADS?
IT’S RIVULETS ON RAT RUNS
ACROSS OUR PAVEMENTS TODAY
APRIL FALLS AT STOCKWELL VILLIAGE
OH WOOPEE HOW FUNNY!
HOW FUNNY? NO WAY!