THOMAS PAINE THETFORD RADICAL REPUBLICAN COMPACTOR. ANYONE SEEN EGG-HEAD UNCLE TED VALLANCE?
ANYONE SEEN UNCLE TED? If you've got this far DOUBLE CLICK yes CLICK ONCE then when visibile CLICK again on the above image and you'll get the very FULLEST SP on the verbals shown. A mystery clearly abounds - ANYONE SEEN UNCLE TED? So a hale and hearty welcome to the world of the THOMAS PAINE THETFORD RADICAL REPUBLICAN < COMPACTORS >. Egghead UNCLE TED VALLANCE (Roehampton Monarchical Republican University) was recently seen at London's South Place Ethical Society to present his very cerebral best on "THOMAS PAINE AND THE ENGLISH RADICAL TRADITION" to ethusiasts of the
< THOMAS PAINE SOCIETY >. He turned up alright, and after Ted's 45 mins an elderly bloke in the front row, asked what Uncle had been talking about just curtly muttered that he didn't know he was totally lost. To be vaguely fair to Uncle Ted he did say apologising at the outset that he'd decided to change the above subject which those present had turned-up dead chuffed to earwig on. Instead he announced that he'd decided to unveil "THOMAS PAINE AND MONARCHICAL REPUBLICANISM". You can now find his own web-page with an embedded recording of Uncle's offering < HERE >. Unfortunately
Japanese culture enthusiasts out of view, but in very close proximity, were in pretty "noisey mode". It's a modicum sinister that on the side of a THETFORD THOMAS PAINE RADICAL COMPACTOR a search is now on for UNCLE EGGHEAD TED VALLANCE. For the sake of MONARCHICAL EGGHEAD REPUBLICANISM everywhere one can only hope that he hasn't been "P45 mode" re-carded. I hope he turns up fit and well firing on all radical Painite guns to give us: "KATE, WILLIAM, TOM PAINE, BRIAN HAWE's PARLIAMENT SQUARE MONARCHICAL REPUBLICANISM". What a wicked shame that old REPUBLICAN the Rev. Father Fuck Paul Pawlowski is no longer about to officiate! Conway Hall the stories its ghosts could instead tell the better to keep front row oldies meaningfully entertained and enlightened.
NEXT PATIENT PLEASE.
LITTLE PORTUGAL "ROYAL WEDDING" CENTRAL STOCKWELL "TEA POT TOILET" INSTALLATION!
ROLL UP! ROLL UP! (don't forget to click on image then you get a BIGGER toilet)
Will be a great ROYAL WEDDING event on APRIL 29th. All the local LABOUR PARTY lot including THE BARONESS IMOGAN WALKER OF LARKHALL WALLED-IN COMMUNITY ( see HERE and HERE) might want to dance and relieve themselves - been a long wait. TWENTY TWO years plus with no CENTRAL STOCKWELL PUBLIC TOILETS - mind you loadsa males currently pee between the WAR MEMORIAL partly shown above and the screen of bushes. We have the BRAGANZA BROAD to thank for this inspiring initiative.
A lovely "LITTLE PORTUGAL" UNISEX TEA POT TOILET. You don't even have to pay!!
The word on the grape vine is that all the CLAPHAM COMMON ROYAL WEDDING CAMPERS will be using the installation 'cos CLAPHAM COMMON's on-street public loo's have now been closed.
Mind you its not all bad news cos' LAMBETH LIFE has been given the chop too!
"IAN TOMLINSON WITH BOTH HANDS IN HIS POCKETS THUMPED TO THE GROUND FROM BEHIND BY WEAPON WEILDING PIG HARWOOD".
HARWOOD - A SHADY ULTRA PIGGISH "BEHIND THE BACK" DOUBLE ATTACKER OF IAN TOMLINSON. HARWOOD BRUTALLY LASHED TOMLINSON'S LEGS PRIOR TO LUNGING AT HIM FROM BEHIND. ALL WE'VE HAD SO FAR ARE RELATIVELY VANILLA VERBALS THAT TOMLINSON WAS "PUSHED". AND THE REST!!
TOMLINSON BEING BRUTALLY FELLED BY PIG HARWOOD.------ Er "nobody is on trial" ... even though Tomlinson died a few minutes later. Cops reckon he was drunk and today one Cop Inspector said a drunk is someone who is your best friend one minute and your attacker big time just a "split second later". Anyway nobody is on trial eh?? Maybe the pig witness had well-boozey cops in mind but given Harwood's stone cold sober propensities what does it matter. Ah but of course it matters because somebody is on trial - Tomlinson IS ON TRIAL. No mention in the INQUEST news reports of "ASPS' - this in the item of weaponry that DELROY SMELLIE so described using when he was on trial for smashing and thrashing female protester Nicola Fisher in April 2009. Curious that this sinister "ASP" description has so far been air-brushed from the Inquest cop witnesses vocabulary. As indeed it has also been from journalistic reportage. ASP silence reigns. Its batons all round old chap! In the same vein Tomlinson was merely "pushed" to the ground not smashed, thumped or thrown. ------------- -- ------
OPERATION VANILLA IS WELL UNDER WAY.
DOT DECIDES. GEORGE DAVIS IS INNOCENT OK! GOES INTO AN EAST ENDERS CARE HOME!
Its a very sad decision for so-called BRITISH JUSTICE! After waiting well over 30 years to have his crooked-police conviction for a 1974 armed robbey overturned by the "political legal establishment" DOT has given up on 3 old Appeal Court Judicial faggots who've gone back to bed again for over 5 weeks leaving DAVIS sleeping rough outside the Court of Appeal.
She was overheard muttering in an East Enders pub that even when you go to their crap Appeal Court they virtually mumble amongst themselves and you sit there yawning.
Gone are the mid-Seventies days when the GEORGE DAVIS IS INNOCENT OK! campaign stormed the Court of Appeal and let Seebag Shaw and the rest of 'em have an earhole full of what utter cods they were. Even in those times what did the horsehairs do in response? They did nothing - just sat there in silence and stomached the Campaign's ultra noisey intrusion - click HERE for an archived item.
'Course old Rose is gone now so Dot has to face reality. Like all of us Old Campaigners Dot doesn't like to see an East Ender like GEORGE DAVIS having to sleep rough outside the crap COURT OF APPEAL so it looks like a CARE HOME for him.
As Rose and her brother Colin would say "GOOD ON YER DOT FOR CARING AND SHOWING UP THE CORRUPT ELITEST LEGAL SYSTEM FOR WHAT IS".
Something's in the air. Woweee our Yasmin Halibut really is vocabularising - woops what I actually mean is that she's "DISCOMBOBULATING". I'm not making this up. Oh no - click on this handy convenient < LINK > for partial tho' pertinent enlightenment. Has she become infatuated with someone? Are YASMIN and WILL doin' a secret spot of DISCOMBOBULATING high up on SELF's favourite London building? Oh the very thought of it. Outrageous! Where one set of concrete curves ends another set of a somewhat fleshy DISCOMBOBULATING texture begins. Mind you Deb Orr might start "DISCOMBOBULATING" too. Tho' that might do her journalism some good. There sure is room for popularist improvement. Yasmin might have whispered sweet discombobulations in his ear "Oh Will "discombobulate" me baby!" Or maybe it was the other way round. Would such a garage be able to take the strain? Communication equals discombobulation. No ifs No buts No sub editorial cuts. Just imagine our Yasmin Halibut Communicator laying on the roof groaning for it with a Discombobulating Dictionary under her buttocks! Blimey if its not < VENEREAL PRACTICES > in Binfield Road its nearby dictionarial DISCOMBOBULATING matings on curvy STOCKWELL BUS GARAGE ROOF.
