NOD NOD WINK WINK "BETTER TRY SOMEWHERE ELSE" LAMBETH POLICE ADVICE!
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SO YOU BETTER SWAN STOCKWELL OFF. PLENTY OF OTHER AREAS WHERE THERE ARE NO "WE ARE ACTIVELY PATROLLING" SIGNS NOD NOD WINK WINK.
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"YES YES CLEVER CLOGS SO YOU THOUGHT ALL AREAS WERE ACTIVELY PATROLLED - DON'T GIVE NO LIP OR YOU'LL BE "NEIGHBOURHOOD POLICING NICKED" BEFORE YOU CAN SAY "TSG NO I.D. G20". DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR? NOW MOVE ALONG".
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"SORRY MR DIXON".
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SOCIAL SERVICES HUNT FOR MISSING STOCKWELL LABOUR PARTY BLOGGER
Tipped off that a
STOCKWELL LABOUR PARTY BLOGGER has disappeared and has still left no word on his
BLOG that he is safe and well and that he has gone into hiding
"of his own choice" LAMBETH SOCIAL SERVICES have been alerted to his disappearence.
---------------Alarmingly
"comments" and queries raised on his
<STANDUPFORSTOCKWELL> blog relating to massive (tho' underpublicised)
COUNCIL funding for the local PORTUGUESE COMMUNITY have gone unanswered. The worry is that
BLOGGER BIGHAM has somehow been overcome and may be lying foresaken in the
STOCKWELL scrublands. Altho foul play is
not suspected in the absence of any proper
local public toilet facility he could have climbed up on a local rooftop to relieve himself and fell into a crevice. Should any local resident sense a whiff of something seemingly
"not quite right" (there would be a almighty stench) they are advised to notify
SOCIAL SERVICES asap. Let the forlorn cry go out -
BLOGGER BIGHAM WHERE ARE YOU? ----------A similar fate seems also to have fallen boastfully
"well brought up, well educated wine loving" Larkhall Councillor Peter Robbins - he too has gone to ground, his
<sad eyed blog> also lies neglected and thus it is that posted
"comments" are left neglected in limbo pending his return. The
Lambeth Community Police Consultative Group "Minutes" after
eight months neglect have now been brought up to date but alas they also offer no information as to
Councillor Robbins whereabouts - which is a great shame because he is a staunch supporter of their
LCPCG meanderings. Boy the
LCPCG can truly
"meander".------------There is a vague possiblity that during a training exercise for no good reason he has been dragged kicking and screaming into the (in the news)
LARKHALL LANE POLICE TERRITORIAL SUPPORT GROUP base by a
TSG hero who is as yet unidentifiable - we await further developments on this one which still has to be referred to the
Independent Police Complaints Commission. ------------
One could endeavour to contact local
Labour Councillors AKHTAR, BOWYER or
WALKER but they too have been missing for yonks.
-----------Of course there must be the possibility that both
Bigham and
Robbins are still doing the
London Marathon and will be back with us by
mid May.
DAILY TELEGRAPH UNCOVERS MASSIVE GOVERNMENT EXPENSES SCANDAL - £51 A WEEK PAID TO CLEANER!!
Folk in Pakistan, Irak and Afghanistan must be absolutely gutted about this altho' Central Stockwell's non-existant public toilets were not involved but apparently Gordon Brown's brother was involved! Who was the lucky cleaner? Was it a Tory-voting moonlighting Banker? Was it one of Max wots 'is name part time sado masochistic ladies of the flesh? Was it the other Max with team member Jade Goody? Was it George Galloway? Was it Dr David Kelly? Or maybe May Hobbs. Somewhat disgraced Lee Jasper? Did the cleaner pay taxes on the windfall? Wot an astonishing monies come rolling in scam! £52 week after week on and on for over 2 years. That kind of affluence must leave tell tale traces. This must be such a truly heart breaking period for Daily Telegraph journo's! Kilroy's Bog Roll heart goes out to them. On the other hand it must be another very good day to bury New Labour's Irak and Afghanistan war crimes. I just hope the money grabbing cleaner wasn't Hazel Blears - no impossible. Will the cleaner break cover - trying to sell the film rights already I suppose.
"CAUGHT SHORT?" THAT "THUMBS UP" 4 GURKHAS ROYAL LETTER TO JOANNA CHUMLEY LUMLEY OF STOCKWELL.
GHANDHI DISCIPLE ANIMAL SLAUGHTERER CHARLES - NO CHANGE.
----- "
DIANA SHAKE-DOWN" - STARRING CHARLES AND CAMILLA.---------
"COMPASSION IN WORLD FARMING" stalwart Joanna "Chumley" Lumley ("chumley" is simply a poetic addition courtesy of a bowl of Wheetabix just eaten) isn't Prime Minister yet. However the chances of her being so are now far greater than those of poor old Bob Carlos Clarke. Should she gain the premeirship there'll be no "SKIN TWO" era type foto's of her and Hazel Blears hugging the Downing Street doorposts. Oh no.
All power to STOCKWELL's Lumley Chumley re her Campaign for the Gurkhas. And indeed also for her work re COMPASSION IN WORLD FARMING. However before the mystery writer of the Royal "Thumbs Up for Gurkhas" letter (reported to be Princess Diana's ex-husband's current other half) gets carried aloft and praised to the heavens maybe the letter could have gone very much further. Whom so ever the Royal writer was could have also put a word in for a more total CAMILLA and Co., pro-animal change of heart.
It could have informed animal compassionate "Chumley Lumley" that the Royal cabal had at long last suffered a very very significant change of heart. That they were no longer going to take unceasing amusement and pleasure in shooting and slaughtering animals including pheasants of course and in Camilla's husband's case (as above) sometimes in their hundreds.
Chumley Lumley, who deserves genuine credit for her Gurkha and CIF campaigning, has a reputation among some well informed pro animal activists as having sat back as it were on the fence re animal hunting. So, whatever the increasingly publicised Royal missive said re Gurkhas it could have done a great deal better. So to an argueable degree pro animal Chumley Lumley was "short changed".
LAMBETH PORTUGUESE COMMUNITY "LANGUAGE" AND "COUNCIL FUNDING" CONUNDRUM.
A communication about the above
LAMBETH PORTUGUESE COMMUNITY "LANGUAGE" AND "COUNCIL FUNDING" CONUNDRUM has been sent to
KATE HOEY M.P.
-----------The problem appears to be that
LAMBETH COUNCIL LEADER (so-called)
STEVE REED gave an
early April PORTUGUESE television interview (in English) in which he announced that
half a million pounds was going to be made available to the
LAMBETH PORTUGUESE COMMUNITY by the Council - the interview is no longer available for scrutiny
in the English language. Of course details of this
LAMBETH COUNCIL announcement ought to be made available
to all LAMBETH residents not solely those who have Portuguese connections. The pronouncements (which also included an English contribution from
STOCKWELL WARD COUNCILOR and
MIDDLESBORO football supporter
PETE BOWYER) may still be available now but
ONLY in the Portuguese language. Local
Stockwell Labour Party >
blog <> and its undated recommended >
links <
DO NOT actually provide the supportive funding decision
financial data and
SWT has sought feedback clarification/ assistance from the
Labour Party blogger. STEVE REED claims that
LABOUR has
always supported the
Portuguese Community whereas the Lib Dems have not. However so far as
LABOUR are concerned
STW had had very clear information relatively recently from the
Portuguese community that
Labour support was abysmal and greatly disapointing.
-------------The hope is that
KATE HOEY will be able to help to obtain clarification
in ENGLISH of the above pronouncements. So far it would seem that no announcements re the above have been made in
"LAMBETH Life" the Council's APRIL 1st, 15th or May 1st fortnightly propaganda newspapers (Kilroy is being polite). You can discover therein lots about
COUNCIL anti squatter operations and repeatedly about how many yearly pintas of plastic milk equals one year's supply of
LAMBETH Life - all very edifying. Of course if we had only half the numbers of
LAMBETH Life the yearly the milk bill would be less, and the LL money could be better used. And stomach churning boring propaganda would also be greatly reduced.
---------To those who might accuse
STOCKWELL TOILET WATCH (STW) of bias in this
PORTUGUESE COMMUNITY FUNDING matter let me assure such critics (and there must be many) the above televised
LAMBETH COUNCIL FUNDING PRONOUNCEMENTS did
NOT include any indicatation that any of the funding was for
PUBLIC TOILET PROVISION or
ENHANCEMENT - as if it would!! So bias doesn't in any way figure.
"KETTLED"?? LAMBETH COMMUNITY POLICE "CAUGHT-SHORT" CONSULTATIVE GROUP.
The
London-wide Borough' COMMUNITY POLICE CONSULTATIVE GROUPS were established in the
'Eighties to achieve
"police accountability" given that hitherto it had always been sorely lacking. Alas they have
not proved especially successful. The
LAMBETH GROUP hasn't broken the mould either tho' at times it has boasted otherwise. .
-----------Over the past
couple or three years or so the website of the
LAMBETH GROUP which boasts that
"MINUTES" of its
MONTHLY MEETINGS are to be posted for public scrutiny
has instead repeatedly demonstrated the very opposite, namely that they are extremely conspicuous by their
"caught-short" absence -
and not just for brief periods, but for months and months on end.
----------Witness the current situation >
here < -
there have been NO monthly Group "Minutes" whatever posted since July 2008. Maybe the
"Minutes" - indeed maybe also the
Group itself - have been
"KETTLED" if not in quite
G20 style. Indeed the cop on video shown as having in such a cowardly way to have savaged Ian Tomlinson before he died was actually deployed from STOCKWELL's Union Road "Territorial Support Group" base. All the more reason for ongoing and full GROUP scrutiny and accountability.--------------The
"WE LOVE LARKHALL" local
Labour Party blog unfavourably highlighted in the immediately previous
STOCKWELL TOILET WATCH post has also very recently called upon local folk to attend
LAMBETH POLICE CONSULTATIVE GROUP meetings.
STW acknowledges that it is a bit much to expect local
Ward Councillors (also
including the 3 central Stockwell Ward Councillor "musketeers") to suss out that
for months and months and months on end GROUP "Minutes" are
NOT getting posted on to
their CONSULTATIVE GROUP website. Heaven forbid, for if they were to notice that omission they might even notice that
central STOCKWELL has
NO PUBLIC TOILETS and
SORELY NEEDS them too.
-----------No, as sadly blogged by
STW all too frequently
Musketeer Pete Bowyer's favourite football team -
MIDDLESBORO - the centre of his life on earth - are forever
"playing away". ----------------------POST SCRIPT @ MAY 5TH. This
LCPCG "COMMENT" has now been forthcoming:
CPCG said...
"Thanks for pointing that out. There was an internal link problem on the site. You can find everything you want now. CPCG"
05 May 2009 09:13---- STW comment - hmmmm... must be a recurring
"linkage problem". Over the past year or so there have been repeated missing / unavailable
"MINUTES". -----------
After further covert investigation by SYNEY RUBBER HEELS & ASSOCIATES (Lee Jasper no relation) it seems not unlikely that this troublesome internal "link" that may not have actually existed was "kettled" extremely violently from behind by a Stockwell TSG officer who had also carefully forgotten to "link" his behaviour to his I.D.
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Roll on Christmas! We'll see if any further "MINUTES" get TSG "kettled".
