KATE HOEY CONFIRMS BORIS JOHNSON ROLE.
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STOCKWELL TOILET WATCH unorthodox staunch supporter KATE HOEY has confirmed to
KILROY that win or lose
BORIS is all set to become a
24/7 STOCKWELL TOILET WATCH lavatory attendent. It is anticipated that ineffectual
LAMBETH COUNCIL leader (so-called)
GRIMEBALL REED will not provide any central
STOCKWELL TOILETS for several years but
BORING BORIS has meanwhile committed himself and the
local Tory heirarchy to 24/7
STOCKWELL TUBE STATION "STOCKWELL TOILET WATCH" SANDWICH BOARD stints.
For
LAMBETH Tories who like the
LAMBETH LIB DEMS have notoriously never done anything whatever to enhance local Stockwell public toilet provision this
SANDWICH BOARD CAMPAIGN will represent something of an achievement.
KILROY would most sincerly like to thank
unorthodox KATE for her daring-do.
SOUTH LONDON LIB DEM "PEEP 'OLE" LOOSers
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Yet more
LIB DEM letter-boxed
bog roll.
SNAPPY DRESSER PEACHES GELDOF TO OPEN NEW STOCKWELL TOILETS?
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STOCKWELL 2 GET "THRIVING" LOCAL LOOS - DON'T BET ON IT
THOUGHT 4 THE DAY - TERMINAL FIVE
For a modicum of satirical progress on the public toilets front click on IMAGE.
BANKSY PYYSS 'EADS HIT-UP CENTRAL STOCKWELL
BANKSY PYYSS 'EADS HIT UP CENTRAL STOCKWELL
A central
Stockwell’s backstreet wall belonging to
Stockwell Underground Station is being hit-up over and over by fly-by-night
freestyle BANKSY pyyysss artists. The wall in question faces out immediately across from
Dr Sally Whittet’s Surgery and the local
Stockwell Resource and Community Centre (SRCC). The closure and demolition of nearby toilets by ultr-grot
Lambeth Council has led to this development.
Studley Road has become another
Home Ground where a whole shower of freestyle local
BANKSY pyysssss 'eads regularly relieve themselves. The unsavoury vibe appears to be
BACK STREET BANKSY PYYYSSS'EADS RULE OK!
These liquid visitations which dampen darken and run down the wall traverse the pavements from wall to kerbside. Welcome one and all to
Studley Estate on
Hyde Southbank Homes territory. Close to the small back door used by
Stockwell Station BRITISH TRANSPORT POLICE these caught-short
BANKSY style pyysss'eads regularly perform their desecrations. Wending their way local mothers, schoolkids, grand pa’s and whomsoevers kinda hopscotch to avoid streams’n’pyyysss runs.
You wont have ever read about it in
HOME GROUND.. too distasteful by half. Or have found it particularised on
other local blogs.
So what about finding it in
“LAMBETH Life” the
Council fortnightly propaganda bum wipe? No chance whatever – far too politically sensitive a topic for them. Mind you here’s the
absolute utter bullshit from the latest edition
15 April (page 14) -
“Lambeth Life always strives to be balanced and to
reflect a range of opinions on local issues in its reporting”.
On the vexed issue of public toilet provision
the above is an out and out total lie – see many previous
STOCKWEELL TOILET WATCH posts. "Grot Stockwell pyyyss head" stories would embarrass the
Council into doing something about a
central Stockwell problem it obviously sure aint doing much at all to sort.
It has instead been a more urgent matter for them to seek to shut down this blog.
Over to you
Sacha Jevans click “MD” at Hyde Southbank Homes.
Over to you
Jonathan Radcliffe click Hyde “Principle Housing Officer.
Over to you
Grimeball Reed click so called
“Leader” Lambeth Council.
Meanwhile it's still
TREES FOR SHITTIES click. It's still business as usual at
BETTER BOOKIES / DUNKERS ALLEY at the Station front.
BACK WALL BANKSY’s RULE OK at the rear with yet even more pyysssin across the bus stop
pavements. And long term we still have
missing local
Stockwell Ward Councillors.
Hey ho yet again
Spring is in the air. And here at toiletless Stockwell there be fly by night freestyle BANKSY pyyysss'eads a-plenty.
MONITORING AND RESEARCH. GREAT NEWS re LOCAL TOILET CLOSURES. AS PREDICTED ROYAL LAMBETH EXONERATED.
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A word of WARNING! Don’t be unwittingly caught-short with your trousers down round your ankles having fallen for soft-celled virtually brain-dead irresponsible propagandistic time-serving METRO headline writers. Remember this – they are getting paid for it! Flat Earth News indeed.
According to an anonymous “LAMBETH Life” spokes-non-personality-of-spin the numbers of Council run local-public-loos-closed-down yippity doo daa since 1988 has declined. Has D CLINED!! By several thousand percent per annum measured on the richter scale.
Riff-raff critics (potential
42 day terrorist suspects? – nod nod wink wink ) who never let up (aint they got nothing better to do?) have accused that
Royal Lambeth Council from
Grimeball Reed down is a
Gold Standard out-and-out total crap outfit. And they don’t stop at that – they even assert that not much is ever likely to change – judging by down-market trends to-date since 1988. What a brazen cheek. They should put up or
SHUT UP! Almost as bad as portraying
Actress Councillor Imogen Walker (
Stockwell Ward) as performing a
“stand-up” wimmins role at a local late night pissoir. She should be so lucky eh??
However, according to
gap-upon-gap-year Councillor Lil Perv, Cabinet sleuth for the Environment, the
Council has greatly improved its monitoring operations and (wait for it) toilet closures
since 1988 have increased to 9,847 -- BUT -- only because of much tighter monitoring and recording procedures, and absolutely
NOT because of
ANY ACTUAL closures.
Behind all the un-ending crap
METRO headlines a similarly researched reassuring trend has been identified in relation to incidents of
self-harm within the
overall-increasing and yet
pro-rata-declining U.K. prison population. So this is the message >
“chill-out 24/7”.
What to do with the long closed Brixton Town Centre ASBO COUNTRY public loos bang outside the Tate Central Library? A family grave for Tony Blair when he pops his golden clogs!! And there’s ample room for one or two others down there. Maybe Maggie and Prince Phillip. Blimey slap a copyright on that right NOW!!!
Stick with STOCKWELL TOILET WATCH working in conjunction with The Royal Borough of Lambeth. Gotta fly another breezy “Good morning everyone” email from Partnership George. Today they are offering “EXCITING HOT AIR RE-TRAINING COURSES FOR THE RE-EMPLOYABLE OVER 80’s”.
Need a dunk anyone?
LAMBETH LOOS "STREET SIGNS" - COUNCIL COPYRIGHT INITIATIVE?
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Utra crap
Royal Lambeth Council who took 3 years longer than
Westminster Council to
even plan the
>possible< introduction
>within another 2 years< of twice weekly night-time pissoir urinals, and pathetically promoted them as
“space age innovation” (
see) is now rumoured to be considering trying to cash-in on
Lambeth Public Convenience “loo signs” by applying for copyright controls on their reproduction.
While
Westminster Council copyrights famous “street sign” locations, in the
Royal Boro of Lambeth loo signs (eg
POPES ROAD PRICE HIKE or
DUNKERS ALLEY) are of such
delicacy and
rarity that the
Council fears that cheap-skate postcards replicating
Royal Lambeth Loo signs might eventually flood, and thereby lessen, the proud reputation of the
Royal Boro. In addition
Royal Lambeth is so skint and ineffectual on the public toilets front that it sorely needs to raise every pysss poor penny it can if it is ever going to operate a so-called
Community Toilet Scheme (CTS).
Among
Lambeth’s extensive “caught-short community” the belief persists that the
CTS will barely
if ever see the light of day. And that even this
Lambeth Loo signs copyright initiative will result in very little if any progress. The pyysoir-headed leader (so called) of the
Royal Boro (Grimeball Reed –
see) refused to comment on details leaked to
STOCKWELL TOILET WATCH. A
Council spokesman would only comment "the
Council doesn’t want any old Tom Dick or
Kilroy taking down-market exploitative advantage of its minuscule number of public convenience locations".
Grimeball Reed himself is believed to be shoring-up his pelvic region gases hoping to drop-a-really-big-one if he ever gets even the remotest worthwhile public toilets idea.
LOO-LESS CLUE- LESS LIB DEMS - NO CHANGE.
So no change here then -
see - and -
see.
GOOD JOB STOCKWELL ISN'T HOSTING THE "CAUGHT-SHORT" OLYMPICS EH??
Luxury toilets for Shaolin monks. The simple life of monks at China's famed Shaolin Temple got an upgrade - with the installation of luxury restrooms worth £218,000 (3 million yuan). The official Xinhua News Agency said the most lavish of the restrooms measures more than 150 square meters, and is equipped with a diaper changing station for infants, uniformed cleaners and a foyer with an LCD television. The toilets also provide easy access for the disabled and have Braille signs for the blind. The restrooms, which are free of charge for both monks and tourists, opened earlier this month, the report said. 'The toilets aim to better serve tourists from both home and abroad,' Xinhua quoted local go vernment official Zhang Zhongqiang as saying. Established about 1,500 years ago, the Shaolin Temple, located in central China's Henan province, is famous for combining martial arts with Buddhism and is a popular tourist attraction.
METRO - 9 March '08.
Tomorrow is another day !!
STARRING CAROLINE CLUE-LESS LOO-LESS PLOP PLOP PIGEON.
A "RESPECT AGENDA" SHOULD INCLUDE ADEQUATE PUBLIC LOOS???
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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY - APRIL 4th. GEORGE DAVIS. TONY BLIAR.
Davis freed with 17 years still to do (!) altho' NOT (!) declared innocent - YOU couldn't make it up altho' they can.
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--------------------------the Ley Street April 4th blaggers TONY BLAIR IS DEEPLY RELIGIOUS AND INNOCENT OK!!
Forget blogging think blagging and Bliar. Think Payrolls and many thousands of innocent folks' lives done for in far away places.
‘Tis 4th April again. How the years roll by. A call from a solicitor yesterday harking back to the same date 34 years ago. A London news item that day concerned the 1974 Ley Street Ilford LEB Payroll Robbery. The LEB was staked-out by the fuzz who fotographed the blaggers and gave chase. There were shoot outs, a whole string of vehicle changes, blood stains hither and thither, a long chase and the blaggers all got away.
The London evening editions were full of it. Eventually East Ender George Davis got nabbed, along with other associates, was placed on a multitude of I D parades, was only picked-out by the fuzz, charged and convicted. Early in 1975 he got 20 years. He lost his Appeal – “no way” said the old judges. Lo and behold just six months after this knock-back guess what? He was suddenly released from nick by exercise of the Royal Prerogative of Mercy altho’ the Home Secretary said “look me old china you aint being declared innocent we just DON'T think the evidence against you was safe”!! You couldn’t make Roy Jenkins up.
Mind you there had been quite an amazing GEORGE DAVIS IS INNOCENT OK! campaign to free him - see here. The England v Oz Headingly Test Cricket wicket got sabotaged – as George Davis’s sabateour brother-in-law Colin Dean (who just recently died) almost said “bleedin’ 'ell fancy interfering with a game of cricket just 'cos someone has been fitted-up for 20 years”. A kindly inclined "Sports Correspondent" on The Times reckoned the sabateours should be rounded-up and have cricket balls pelted at them. Get him.
Anyone still remember "THE BIG CONVERSATION" dreamt up by the Newt Labour spinocracy to kid the million plus who marched to stop Bliar going to his criminal war (who were ignored) that his lot were listening. According to Chief Rabbi Jonathan Sacks on THOUGHT FOR THE DAY today Tony Bliar "is a deeply religious man"blah blah blah - see here. If Bliar ends up in stir (BLAIRMARSH) it'll not be likely that very many folk will be too bothered about freeing him - indeed there will be countrywide street parties. If Thatcher dropped dead on the same day and Stockwell got a public toilet my old heart wouldn't be able to take all the excitement.
APRIL FALLS DAY AT CENTRAL STOCKWELL
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APRIL FALLS DAY AT CENTRAL STOCKWELL
ACROSS THE PAVEMENTS BY THE BUS STOPS
FROM COPING TO KERB
EVIDENCE THIS MERRY MORN’
OF THE APRIL FALLS DAY HERD
PEE RUNS A PLENTY
KIDDYKINS WATCH WHERE YOU TREAD
APRIL FALLS? EARLY RISERS?
WEE SMALL HOURS LATE HOMERS
PISSED OUT OF THEIR HEADS?
IT’S RIVULETS ON RAT RUNS
ACROSS OUR PAVEMENTS TODAY
APRIL FALLS AT STOCKWELL VILLIAGE
OH WOOPEE HOW FUNNY!
HOW FUNNY? NO WAY!
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