Tuesday, 21 July 2009

LYDL's STOCKWELL SUPERMARKET - OPERATION ANTI SKULLDUGGERY.

The chances of LYDL building their supermarket next to STOCKWELL PARK HIGH SCHOOL are further reduced on this very merry morn'.

"STAND UP FOR STOCKWELL" local LABOUR PARTY blog (also known about the mannor as STOCKWELL STOOD UP) had voiced ojections to the LYDL development because it would be too intrusively located near the school playground .... "Some parents may be concerned that such a large residential building will overlook the school".

The chances now of LYDL going ahead even in fly by night fashion are being greatly guarded against. To this end in part 100 spy camera's are to be errected <here> on STOCKWELL PARK HIGH SCHOOL - that should even be enough to cover the ground and stop any intrusive LYDL skullduggery.

Sunday, 19 July 2009

LONDON CYCING CAMPAIGN - AN ENQUIRY ABOUT A SERIOUS ILLEGAL CYCLING TENDANCY.

--------------LAMBETH COUNTRY SHOW - ADVICE FOR CYCLISTS.

-------------- LAMBETH COUNTRY SHOW - DANGERS TO CYCLISTS.

--------- BRIXTON WATER LANE NO BRAKES DANGEROUS CYCLIST?
This foto has been edited to omit the pedestrian accompanying Mr No Brakes.

--SOHO NO BRAKES "BACK WHEEL JOKER" CYCLIST - HO! HO! HOW UNFUNNY.

Went along to the weekend LAMBETH COUNTRY SHOW and saw some of the above activities attractions. Took the opportunity to enquire of one of the Tented cycling advisers what was being done to oppose the trendy no brakes fixed-wheel cycling tendancy? The enquiry clearly surprised and wrong footed the cycling adviser. The first response was "what is worng with cycling with no brakes?". Quite separately a young woman visitor close by who could not help overhearing the conversation quickly stepped in to mention that the "no brakes" phenomina was very noticeable and she mentioned that very recently a young male had been boasting to her that he rode with no brakes. Anyway the conversation with the L C S cycling adviser was very far from encouraging so far as opposing this dangerous cycling tendancy. It is clearly not a tendancy that the cycling campaigners are doing anything to publicise by way of overt opposiiton.
On the way home a "no brakes" cycle was still in-situ outside <BRIXTON CYCLES> (as it also had been five hours earier).

An enquiry has today been separately left with the LONDON CYCLING CAMPAIGN to find out if they are actively doing anything overtly to discourage the "no brakes" cycling trendies.

“Just thought to enquire as a 72 year old lifelong cyclist (well from the age of about 14) whether your campaign is doing anything overtly to combat the dangerous trend of cyclists riding fixed-wheel with no brakes - obviously I am not referring to track cycling not on roads etc., There is quite a trend and the practice is transparently dangerous and ought to be actively discouraged not simply ignored”.
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WOWEE! LOADSA SILLY SELF PORTRAIT "DICK HEADS"(!) SUDDENLY LEAVING COMMENTS - SEE BELOW! AH POOR THINGS!!! THEY'VE GOT "FIXED BRAINS" THAT HAVE NEVER QUITE BROKEN THEIR MINATURE MOULDS. AH ONE OF THE POOR DIV FIXIE'S WANTS HIS "MOMMY" - PROBABLY 'COS HE DOESN'T KNOW WHO HIS DAD WAS.
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FOR A 1950's BLOGSPOT PIC OF MY OWN GOOD SELF TIME TRIAL RIDING "FIXED WHEEL" IN THE KENTISH WHEELERS IN A BRIGHTON ROAD EVENT CLICK <HERE>. I AM STILL A CYCLIST.

Saturday, 18 July 2009

26 MP's DEMAND THAT COUNCILS MUST BE MADE TO PROVIDE PUBLIC TOILETS.



Full marks to the 26 MP's led by TIM FALLON who are calling for local councils to be legally obliged to provide public toilets. CLICK on the above IMAGE to ENLARGE and read details of this past weeks BBC news report about the initiative.

At the moment STW does not have the names of the 26 signatories but enquiries are well in hand.

This STW blogger worked in a Labour local authorty at a senior grade for 10 years and so is very well aware that local authorities use monies in very many ways that they are not obliged legally so to do and they could sure use monies to provide puibic toilets if they chose to - however like grot LAMBETH COUNCIL they simply don't choose to do so. And countrywide local authorities are still closing public toilets down to cut budgets.

At the current time LAMBETH LABOUR COUNCIL is in the process of using well over a million pounds on providing a facility specifically aimed at benefitting the local STOCKWELL PORTUGESE COMMUNITY and it is not legally obliged to do so. This expense is happening at a time when we don't even have a single public toilet facility in the central STOCKWELL area. Toilets don't vote eh??

If you repeatedly contact the STOCKWELL LABOUR PARTY with suggestions about provision - such as an automated public loo on the central Stockwell clock tower green they just play 100% totally dumb and never even respond to the suggestion - it doesn't fit with whatever their agenda is and so silence reigns.

Even if you request that STOCKWELL LABOUR approach HYDE SOUTHBANK HOMES offices on the corner of LINGHAM STREET on the Clapham Road to solicit Hyde's participation in the COMMUNITY TOILET SCHEME they again play totally dumb and absolutely ignore the request even if followed up with a reminder. The same cop-out STOCKWELL LABOUR GROUP have a default blog which is supposed to STAND UP FOR STOCKWELL.

Friday, 17 July 2009

CALLING COUNCILLOR PETE BOWYER - QUERY RE MIDDLESBOROUGH FOOTBALL CLUB DRAG-STAR ENIGMA.

ex MI5 "MIDDLESBOROUGH FOOTBALL SUPPORTER "DELORES KANE"
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An ex MI5 officer MIDDLESBOROUGH FOOTBALL CLUB supporter is very big in the news tonight. Stockwell Ward Councillor PETE BOWYER aint MI5 as far as we know but he sure is a MIDDLESBOROUGH FOOTBALL CLUB supporter. Is he a football supporter mucker of ex MI5 DAVID SHAYLER aka as <"DELORES KANE"> a busty bewigged transvestite "MESSIAH" on a mission "to save the world".

Fellow Stockwell Ward Councillor BARONESS IMOGEN WALKER OF LARKHALL believed to be an ex "LINDA LOVELACE" actress may be close enough to the action to know what - if anything - is going on.

Has anyone ever got a glimpse of all three of 'em together on the MIDDLESBOROUGH terraces? Probably not ... just a thought.

We at STOCKWELL TOILET WATCH would be so grateful if "DELORES KANE" the "MESSIAH" could initially sort out some central Stockwell Public Toilets and for the time being leave the rest of the world to its own devices. "She'll" certainly have done a lot better than Baroness Walker or MIDDLESBORO PETE if "she" manages that.

Thursday, 16 July 2009

THE LOSS OF CENTRAL STOCKWELL's PUBLIC TOILETS FOR 21 YEARS IS NO "OZ BLUE MOUNTAINS" STYLE "CELEBRITY FAKE" - OFFICIAL.

STOCKWELL LABOUR PARTY sources have protested strongly at suggestions that the loss of central Stockwell Public Toilets for 21 years is a "put up job". Stockwell Ward Councillor Pete Bowyer is believed to be hiding out in the Australian Blue Mountains to recover after his pride and joy MIDDLESBORO RELEGATED FOOTBALL CLUB lost to STOCKWELL BUS GARAGE BLIND SQUAD eleven goals to nil. He has so far refused to come out of hiding to confirm or deny the CENTRAL STOCKWELL PUBLIC TOILETS 21 year old loss allegation.

Baroness Imogan Walker of Larkhall - believed to be "an actress" - has also stayed tight lipped. Alex Bigham the Stockwell Labour Party "STOCKWELL STOOD UP" blogger is still recovering after trying totally unsuccesfully to enrol Central Stockwell businesses into the COMMUNITY TOILET SCHEME. No great surprise really given that one shopfront business he wrote to had unbeknown to Alex already been closed for months before he tried his approach. The likelihood is that he is still not aware that the latter business had long folded.

HYDE SOUTHBANK HOMES are not believed to be involved in any way in much at all that is going on and certainly not public toilet provision - perish the unclean thought.

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Monday, 13 July 2009

IAN TOMLINSON R.I.P. - SUMMER BEDDING APPEAL FOR LAMBETH's COMMUNITY POLICE CONSULTATIVE GROUPIES.

The LAMBETH GROUPIES are taking a late-Spring-thro'-summer lay-down - that much seems very obvious yet again from the missing "Minutes" from the Group "website" - nothing for the months of April and May for example.

A month or so back (see here) there had been missing "Minutes" covering many months. Repeated appeals had to be made to prompt their production. This time around appeals have again been repeatedly made and so far there has been no acknowledgement or response - not even from the Group's Green Party "Board" member. It is not as if nothing is going on in the world of policing and police accountability - altho Greta Brookes a long departed Group "Chair" always memorably insisted that the Group "was NOT for police accountability but consultation".

Anyway with the UK climate being unreliable it would indeed be sad if the LAMBETH Groupies summertime slumbers were undermined due to a lack of sufficiently snug n warm bedding so if anyone has old blankets that they could reasonably cast off by way of donation the Group website with its Brixton address can be found on this link (click here) . Thank you kindly for donating so generously.

Saturday, 11 July 2009

HIYA FOLKS IT'S ALL CHANGE AT STAND-UP FOR STOCKWELL.

Don't be remotely shy CLICK on the IMAGE to enlarge - and enjoy enjoy enjoy the "STOCKWELL STOOD-UP" fun especially if you're "caught-short". You don't have to suffer there is a place to "relieve" yourself. More "STOCKWELL STOOD-UP" LABOUR PARTY LOT fun to come.

Thursday, 9 July 2009

BRIXTON CYCLES - "OH MUMMY MUMMY LOOK!"

---------------------- BRIXTON CYCLES - a workers too cooperative

------------------------- ANCHORAGE FOR A CLOWN'S BIKE

------------------------------BRAKES ARE BORING BORING

-------------------------------JUST CLOWNING AROUND

“OH MUMMY MUMMY LOOK!”

"What is it sweetie there’s a lot of shopping to do at the 99p shop".

"This isn’t the 99p shop is it mummy?"

"No chance sweetie this is the 99 pound shop – and that’s just for handlebar tape".

"What’s that mean up there mummy, it says "BRIXTON CYCLES – A WORKERS TOO COOPERATIVE"?

"Not sure darling ‘cos the prices don’t look very socialistic".

"And look at this bike mummy it must belong to a clown who likes to make jokes “MY OTHER BIKE IS A BIKE” … oh mummy isn’t it funny".

"Yes sweetie ever so … the joke has a continuum yet to be added … something like “it even has boring old brakes”.

“What’s "brakes” Mummy?”

"Oh brakes are what boring fart-arse un-cool bike riders use to slow down and or stop if some difficulty or danger or hazard arises as they are cycling along. Children like you suddenly crossing the road for example."

"Why doesn’t this clowning around comical bike have any brakes mummy?"

"I’m not sure darling. There are some folk today who have suddenly discovered that the world isn’t flat long long after GALILEO did, and they call it “riding fixed wheel” – though old cycling dinosaurs were doing the same many many years ago. Anyway these modern “fixed-wheel with no brakes” trendies truly think they’re “the business” so they ride around and think that they don’t need brakes. BRIXTON CYCLES is one of their bolt holes".

"Is BRIXTON CYCLES trendy then mummy?"

"Oh very darling – compared to old long departed A S GILLOTT of ATLANTIC ROAD or HERNE HILL’s old VIC LYONS this WORKERS TOO COOPERATIVE is "truly ultra" darling. Even old FRED DEAN couldn’t have dared to match this".

"Brakes are boring tho’ mummy they’re little more than just screw-ons that truly put the kybosh on jolly oh so jolly biking fun".

"You could be right darling the OBSERVER had a feature last year about the “no brakes biking” trendies and it was actually written by its "style correspondent”.

"Mummy do these oh so clever clever “no brakes oh look at us” bikers ride in that big French Tour mummy?"

"Some do darling tho’ most of the French Tour riders are extremely boring old fart brake riders while the Tour “no brakers” are “the Tour” true brave hearts. Mind you “the Tour” riders get so drugged-up in these times that having no brakes as well is neither here nor there … they’ve mounted the wrong bike without realising".

“A WORKERS TOO COOPERATIVE” hmmm …. I like that mummy ….".

Wednesday, 8 July 2009

GANGSTER RONNIE KNIGHT ON PUBLIC TOILETS AND CELEBRITY.

In his "MEMOIRS AND CONFESSIONS" Ronnie very clearly greatly regretted that his ex EAST ENDERS missus BARBARA WINDSOR was so hooked on always wanting to be on show and in the limelight. He could never get her to take a break and mobile phones had not been invented. STW isn't exactly surprised. Anyway at page 108 he expresses it thus:

"I used to wonder what drove her always want to be on show. She would do all and everything that was offered. I'm not joking when I say she would have cut the ribbon on the opening of a public toilet if she could have been guaranteed a small audience".
Ah well maybe one day Joanna Lumley (hint hint) will open a dedicated Gurkha public toilet in central Stockwell - it sure won't be any time soon. It'd likely attract an audience.

Monday, 6 July 2009

IAN TOMLINSON - NAME THE G20 "DEATH ATTACK" COP NOW!

Three national newspapers, The Guardian, Daily Telegraph and The Times have painfully revealing police career background reports today (Mon 6 July) on the riot cop (he sure knew how to riot!) suspended in relation to the death of IAN TOMLINSON.

Anyone who has seen the video showing the repeated attacks by this officer should know that he should not be in the police force, plainly he is a downright thug and is the kind of miscreant whose collar they ought to be in the urgent business of feeling.

Weeks ago now STW was contacting a GREEN PARTY member SHANE COLLINS of LAMBETH's co-called LAMBETH COMMUNITY POLICE CONSULTATIVE GROUP making the point which todays newspaper reports have so clearly indicated namely that this "cop" (so-called) may have bad form already and so there is a very urgent need for his name to be out in the open. It still isn't in the open which is amazing.

See here for STW and the LAMBETH CPCG. The Group is currently ignoring emails about even more recent missing website minutes.

It is amazing that not one journo has burrowed around to get the TOMLINSON cop attackers' name into the public domain - it is incredibly important that the name of this police thug is made public. Instead of oceans of utter media bilge and crap about JACKO and/or JADE etcetera there are much more urgent and neccessary matters.

An historical point STW made to the LAMBETH POLICE COMMUNITY CONSULATATIVE GROUP member (remember this riot cop thug was deployed from STOCKWELL LAMBETH) was that back in the mid 'Sixties it was incredibly important that when the name of London West End thug cop and fit-up merchant Det Sgt Harold Challenor (see here) (and here) (and here) became public many of his fitted-up and thugged-up victims came forward to recount their experiences at his hands while his colleagues in blue had just stood by and done nothing - indeed had applauded his thief taking propensities well aware that he had been policing well below the belt.

So let's have the name of this G20 thug cop out in the open as soon as possible - todays reports already show only too graphically why that ought to be a priority. It is absolutely amazing that it has been kept under wraps. Has everybody already forgotten how valuable it was that a conscientious IPCC worker leaked crucial information about the ongoing police cover-up in the police killing of Jean Charles de Menezes.